one thing that should be rationed

Lettuce know your ideas

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your jokes should be rationed @darkenergy2012 lol X)

selfies/youtube minutes

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I jest, of course. I love these.

Lol is that why it's so expensive lol

Lidl are selling them for 50p - perhaps Tesco's buyers aren't very good at sourcing product.

Original Poster

I would never joke about such a serious issue...we're literally on the verge of a humanitarian crisis X)

todays random fact is the British Leafy Salads Association is a real organization oO
britishleafysalads.co.uk/abo…tml
who knew

McDonalds meals

I believe all McDonalds should be located at the end of an 5k assault course/run to prevent obesity.

DarkEnergy2012

I would never joke about such a serious issue...we're literally on the … I would never joke about such a serious issue...we're literally on the verge of a humanitarian crisis X)todays random fact is the British Leafy Salads Association is a real organization oOhttp://www.britishleafysalads.co.uk/about/about-blsa.shtmlwho knew


I think this is just the tip of the iceberg.


Sorry.

because where they normally get them from has been so desolate this year they talking about flying them in from the states so expect higher prices

Banned

Oxygen

Some people get far too much of it

OldEnglish

I think this is just the tip of the iceberg.Sorry.




I have to say, that is an absolute gem.

first courgettes, now lettuce, when will this end?

I've got half a dried up iceberg lettuce in the fridge. Been there about a week now. Offers over £10000 considered

Banned

Who ever buys 3 lettuces?

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http://jokideo.com/wp-content/uploads/meme/2014/05/Lettuce-take-a-minute-to-laugh-before-we-get-into-a-pickle.jpg

shadey12

first courgettes, now lettuce, when will this end?


Spring????

psychobitchfromhell

I've got half a dried up iceberg lettuce in the fridge. Been there about … I've got half a dried up iceberg lettuce in the fridge. Been there about a week now. Offers over £10000 considered



​get it on gum tree, cash on delivery.
I'm wondering whether to invest in the fruit and veg markets, got to speculate to accumulate.
this time next year I could be a millionaire.

either that or set up a security firm specialising in allotments.

YouDontWantToKnow

Who ever buys 3 lettuces?



​rabbits having a dinner party.

Banned

shadey12

I'm wondering whether to invest in the fruit and veg markets, got to … I'm wondering whether to invest in the fruit and veg markets, got to speculate to accumulate.



You could start by growing green foliage in your attic.

I hear it is quite profitable

YouDontWantToKnow

You could start by growing green foliage in your attic. I hear it is … You could start by growing green foliage in your attic. I hear it is quite profitable



​fruit and veg seem to be where the money is, herbs are so yesterday.

davewave

McDonalds mealsI believe all McDonalds should be located at the end of an … McDonalds mealsI believe all McDonalds should be located at the end of an 5k assault course/run to prevent obesity.



I'm 8 and a half stone and probably walk more in a week then you do in a month, why you want to deprive me of my happy meal toys?

Error440

I'm 8 and a half stone and probably walk more in a week then you do in a … I'm 8 and a half stone and probably walk more in a week then you do in a month, why you want to deprive me of my happy meal toys?


why do you walk when you can run?

YouDontWantToKnow

Who ever buys 3 lettuces?



Crazy people, its not even nice lettuce, iceburg ones just taste like dirt.

Do they even count as one of your five a day when they are just pretty much water.

Nah stick em i prefer white cabbage in my ham and cheese sandwiches.

davewave

why do you walk when you can run?



I'm in no hurry and enjoy the view

Error440

I'm in no hurry and enjoy the view


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Error440

I'm 8 and a half stone and probably walk more in a week then you do in a … I'm 8 and a half stone and probably walk more in a week then you do in a month, why you want to deprive me of my happy meal toys?


I walk five to ten miles a day but I'd still walk straight past McDonalds. That stuff is stinking. Walked past not long ago and there was a rat lurking outside. Very inviting.

psychobitchfromhell

Spring????



​now it's broccoli, what next, this is Armageddon,

psychobitchfromhell

I walk five to ten miles a day but I'd still walk straight past … I walk five to ten miles a day but I'd still walk straight past McDonalds. That stuff is stinking. Walked past not long ago and there was a rat lurking outside. Very inviting.


What's Mcdonalds

My last "happy meal" was
a bacon joint (Tesco) @ 80p
2 pork ribs (Tesco) @ 50p
Bag of chip (Tesco) @ 50p
Meat was split over 2 days but the chips went the first night
Added a squirt of BBQ sauce

Was beautiful - all that greasy stuff dripping down my chin

shadey12

​now it's broccoli, what next, this is Armageddon,


On the plus side I hear tell coriander is in short supply too. Not short enough if you ask me. If they ration that I will happily give away my ration. And why in the name of all that's holy are we importing broccoli. Grows like weeds in this country

So called 'super foods' should be banned. Most are overpriced, over hyped and tasteless.

psychobitchfromhell

there was a rat lurking outside. Very inviting.


Rats gotta eat too.

robin5858

So called 'super foods' should be banned. Most are overpriced, over hyped … So called 'super foods' should be banned. Most are overpriced, over hyped and tasteless.



​I had a super cooked breakfast today, wasn't that pricey.

philphil61

What's McdonaldsMy last "happy meal" was a bacon joint (Tesco) @ 80p2 … What's McdonaldsMy last "happy meal" was a bacon joint (Tesco) @ 80p2 pork ribs (Tesco) @ 50pBag of chip (Tesco) @ 50pMeat was split over 2 days but the chips went the first nightAdded a squirt of BBQ sauceWas beautiful - all that greasy stuff dripping down my chin


My kinda shopping. Most stuff in my freezer has yellow labels on

psychobitchfromhell

On the plus side I hear tell coriander is in short supply too. Not short … On the plus side I hear tell coriander is in short supply too. Not short enough if you ask me. If they ration that I will happily give away my ration. And why in the name of all that's holy are we importing broccoli. Grows like weeds in this country



​don't knowingly eat either, think of the people that do. maybe a TV appeal or something.

CookinBat

Rats gotta eat too.


Not at my table though.

shadey12

​don't knowingly eat either, think of the people that do. maybe a TV a … ​don't knowingly eat either, think of the people that do. maybe a TV appeal or something.


Broccoli is fine. Coriander is almost as bad as bananas

psychobitchfromhell

I walk five to ten miles a day but I'd still walk straight past … I walk five to ten miles a day but I'd still walk straight past McDonalds. That stuff is stinking. Walked past not long ago and there was a rat lurking outside. Very inviting.



Cute, deep fry it on a stick and I'll eat that too, they do make lovely pets tho.

philphil61

What's McdonaldsMy last "happy meal" was a bacon joint (Tesco) @ 80p2 … What's McdonaldsMy last "happy meal" was a bacon joint (Tesco) @ 80p2 pork ribs (Tesco) @ 50pBag of chip (Tesco) @ 50pMeat was split over 2 days but the chips went the first nightAdded a squirt of BBQ sauceWas beautiful - all that greasy stuff dripping down my chin



Sounds lke the kind of gross stuff my dad used to stink the house out with, no thanks.

Error440

Cute, deep fry it on a stick and I'll eat that too, they do make lovely … Cute, deep fry it on a stick and I'll eat that too, they do make lovely pets tho.


Indeed they do. Very intelligent and much more personality than a gerbil.
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