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    One thing that you're not allowed

    to do or buy or go or say (be careful with that last one)

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    Original Poster

    i'm not allowed to buy this mobile man cave
    http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/biMAAOSwRJ9XhUiH/s-l1600.jpg
    & it's making me sad

    tried everything this last month, surprise weekend away, flowers, pretending to be nice to her relatives...but still the answer is NO !!
    https://wwehalloffameblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/celebs-crying-bigshow.gif
    Edited by: "Dark.Energy" 9th Aug 2016

    Banned

    Nothing as I wear the trousers.

    Hookers

    http://previews.123rf.com/images/72soul/72soul1306/72soul130600028/20143611-Illustration-depicting-a-set-of-cut-out-printed-letters-arranged-to-form-the-word-strange--Stock-Illustration.jpg
    https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-01/26/21/enhanced/webdr09/enhanced-1014-1422325554-19.jpg

    extramarital affairs

    Peace and quiet cos kid. (_;)
    Edited by: "A1512" 9th Aug 2016

    miikeyblue

    Hookers



    Surely you meant hukkers miikey X)

    Shaydog


    Strange pussy baby?

    Not allowed to inform a potential Amazon voucher buyer that said vouchers go for 95% of value on here - not the 80-90% they professed . My information removed by a mod for threadspoiling according to said MOD - to me just protecting fellow members from being fleeced ? complaint sent to admin -(there will be absolutely no joy there as usual !)



    Edited by: "rogparki" 9th Aug 2016

    Death by chocolate?

    Post a deliveroo deal (quite right too) , but why do the Mods always allow them to stay on for 30 mins + before removing ? Surely posting "deliveroo" could be automatically blocked before even appearing ?
    Edited by: "rogparki" 9th Aug 2016

    mod

    rogparki

    Post a deliveroo deal (quite right too) , but why do the Mods always … Post a deliveroo deal (quite right too) , but why do the Mods always allow them to stay on for 30 mins + before removing ? Surely posting "deliveroo" could be automatically blocked before even appearing ?


    Not all Deliveroo threads are referrals rogparki, but if you do spot one that is please report it. Thanks

    Strange pussy baby?
    http://i.imgur.com/rhFqaBB.gif

    DarkEnergy2012

    i'm not allowed to buy this mobile man cave& it's making me sad :(tried … i'm not allowed to buy this mobile man cave& it's making me sad :(tried everything this last month, surprise weekend away, flowers, pretending to be nice to her relatives...but still the answer is NO !!



    ​man up and get it lol only kidding.. maybe she got you it for your birthday/christmas/anniversary for the next 10years?

    Shaydog

    Strange pussy baby?



    I think everyone got it the first time without the creepy gif

    You should be grateful that she has put the brakes on this madness
    How much does it cost and why do you want it?
    Edited by: "MBeeching" 9th Aug 2016

    maccy1

    Surely you meant hukkers miikey :{X)



    Maybe he really meant hookers!
    http://a64.tinypic.com/2iql5sn.jpg

    Predikuesi

    Maybe he really meant hookers!



    X)

    Predikuesi

    Maybe he really meant hookers!


    The guy on the right looks like his face melted. Maybe he tried a
    stuarthanley

    Strange pussy baby?


    .

    The frickin remote control for the telly !! arrrrghh

    http://ichef-1.bbci.co.uk/news/304/media/images/60418000/jpg/_60418428_60418423.jpg
    Edited by: "antomac1001" 9th Aug 2016

    to do or buy or go or say


    I can do a massage on her and buy her presents or go shopping with her and say 'I love you' anytime.

    All you lot, don't be jealous because I am able to do it all.

    [img]images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fpak101.com%2Ffunnypictures%2FFunny%2F2011%2F4%2F20%2FFunnyCryingBaby_spkwh.jpg&f=1[/img]

    my favourite magazine.
    [img]images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fweb03%2F2012%2F6%2F7%2F15%2Fenhanced-buzz-16341-1339095905-1.jpg&f=1[/img]

    CookinBat

    my favourite magazine. … my favourite magazine. [img]https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fweb03%2F2012%2F6%2F7%2F15%2Fenhanced-buzz-16341-1339095905-1.jpg&f=1[/img]


    Banned

    5 girlfriends........ Although I am working on it

    A free opinion in MISC without an admin falling over in shock and deleting any posts. Strange they never delete any deals I post that make them money!

    DarkEnergy2012

    tried everything this last month, surprise weekend away, flowers, … tried everything this last month, surprise weekend away, flowers, pretending to be nice to her relatives...but still the answer is NO !!


    I don't get it Surely your mother's relatives are also your relatives?

    antomac1001

    The frickin remote control for the telly !! arrrrghh



    You don't have a phone that you can use as a remote?

    I'm not allowed baby oil and and rope again

    YouDontWantToKnow

    5 girlfriends........ Although I am working on it


    Start with just one lol. Baby steps. X)

    Banned

    CookinBat

    Start with just one lol. Baby steps. X)



    Been there done that. It gets boring!

    My wife is pretty fine with me having anything i want, no rules other than marital ones, but..

    When buying a car, I have to make sure it can fit the kids in it too

    Banned

    haritori

    My wife is pretty fine with me having anything i want, no rules other … My wife is pretty fine with me having anything i want, no rules other than marital ones, but..When buying a car, I have to make sure it can fit the kids in it too



    Dont get me on cars. Every single one I wanted the wife said no.

    I finally convinced her on what was needed & she promised to drive it & give it a go.

    She didnt give it a go & carried on moaning. So that moaning added to the reasons for subsequent divorce!

    YouDontWantToKnow

    Dont get me on cars. Every single one I wanted the wife said no.I finally … Dont get me on cars. Every single one I wanted the wife said no.I finally convinced her on what was needed & she promised to drive it & give it a go. She didnt give it a go & carried on moaning. So that moaning added to the reasons for subsequent divorce!



    What gets me is I have to buy an MPV 'incase' we need the 7 seats. which we use prob twice a year..

    Yet she's got a nice SUV! i still cannot work out where i went wrong in teh discussions and why i agreed to her having an Hyundai Tucson, I suspect sex was involved

    DarkEnergy2012

    i'm not allowed to buy this mobile man cave& it's making me sad :(tried … i'm not allowed to buy this mobile man cave& it's making me sad :(tried everything this last month, surprise weekend away, flowers, pretending to be nice to her relatives...but still the answer is NO !!




    How are you planning to pimp it up? A Dukes of Hazard style Confederate flag on the roof, or the iconic Starsky and Hutch stripe on the side? Or both!!!


    http://hot-cars.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/dukes-of-hazzard-vs-starsky-hutch-american-muscle-car-shoot-out-1024x535.jpg

    I'm not allowed to watch game of thrones

    Snakeyes646

    I'm not allowed to watch game of thrones


    Because of all the boobs?

    Getting permission is so much harder than getting forgiveness.
    OP man up, do some man maths and get that camper bought. If she kicks you out you have somewhere to kip.

    Or trade her in, I had an ex like that, "no your not buying that its too powerful" , "uses too much petrol", "what will my vegan friends think rah rah" , "think of the polar bears". When I took my wife to buy a new Fiesta, the sales guy made the fatal error of patronising her so she walked across the road to BMW and we left with a 3 litre Z4.

    Costs me a fortune in rear tyres but thats another story.

    Inform unidays code beggars to, do one. without being suspended.

    Joke.

    elliott1982

    I'm not allowed baby oil ...

    Good! Did you know it takes the juice of 3 babies just to make 1 litre of baby oil. oO
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