One thing that you've stolen

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Found 4th Sep 2016
Eddie Izzards pink beret telegraph.co.uk/new…it/

Clyde the turtle from an aquarium at Cheshire Oaks itv.com/new…um/

or just a Gnome from the neighbours garden it's time to confess your sin & Father Dark will forgive you

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my wife's heart

Adam And The Ants,Kings of the Wild frontier album from W H Smith in 1981.:)

Air

themachman

Adam And The Ants,Kings of the Wild frontier album from W H Smith in … Adam And The Ants,Kings of the Wild frontier album from W H Smith in 1981.:)



never too late to turn yourself in machman

Original Poster

in case anyone was wondering, Clyde was returned to Blue Planet a few days later & appears to be unfazed by his little trip to the outside world
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a bit of travel broadens the mind anyway X)

a CCTV security camera


I was a foolish youngster.


JesStain

my wife's heart



Was she a donor?

Chanchi32

never too late to turn yourself in machman


Chanchi are you being a "Goody Two Shoes"
If i did turn myself in i'd be a bit of a "Prince Charming"

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themachman

Chanchi are you being a "Goody Two Shoes" ;)If i did turn myself in i'd … Chanchi are you being a "Goody Two Shoes" ;)If i did turn myself in i'd be a bit of a "Prince Charming"



Even the popes at it

http://cdn.gifbay.com/2013/02/pope_benedict_xvi_stealing_money_during_a_church_service_x_post_from_rphotoshopbattles-32841.gif

pencils from ikea...every trip I make I steal a few ...

A magazine from the doctors surgery X)

afnoor

pencils from ikea...every trip I make I steal a few ...


I do that as I do a lot of DIY

Original Poster

guess that was an edition of Womans Weekly or Horse & Hound from the 1970s

summerof76

A magazine from the doctors surgery X)


summerof76

A magazine from the doctors surgery X)



Eugh, that'll be full of germs.

http://a68.tinypic.com/2r2nhvp.jpg

newspapers from the train. But don't tell anyone.. don't want the Police after me.

http://www.slapix.com/img/i2/a_thief_broke_into_my_house.jpg

I stole a Big t*ts special magazine from the bog in a mates house when I was a lad, that his dad kept behind some pipes.

My mum was having none of it when she found it and I told her I thought it was an ornithology magazine.

:(:(:(

summerof76

A magazine from the doctors surgery X)


No wonder they now keep 20+ year old magazines. Thank you very much summer.

what, today? (_;)

shabbird

newspapers from the train. But don't tell anyone.. don't want the Police … newspapers from the train. But don't tell anyone.. don't want the Police after me.


X)
Was it not hiding under the soap???

I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking):

http://www.health-safety-signs.uk.com/productimages/291.jpg

moneysavingkitten

I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking):



I've had road signs and flashing lights too.

airfix

I've had road signs and flashing lights too.



The lights in the flashing lights last a really long time don't they? X)

moneysavingkitten

I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking):



Did you pay for the vaseline, at least?

Original Poster

is there anything you havn't nicked, my forgiveness will only stretch so far you know

airfix

I've had road signs and flashing lights too.


simonturner69

Did you pay for the vaseline, at least?



No, didn't need it

My brother stole a pair of tweezers from The Body Shop as a toddler....I was the good child, I told the shop keeper if he had given me too much change X)

DarkEnergy2012

is there anything you havn't nicked, my forgiveness will only stretch so … is there anything you havn't nicked, my forgiveness will only stretch so far you know



I even nicked the 'e' out of your haven't

moneysavingkitten

I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking):

DarkEnergy2012

is there anything you havn't nicked, my forgiveness will only stretch so … is there anything you havn't nicked, my forgiveness will only stretch so far you know

simonturner69

Did you pay for the vaseline, at least?

moneysavingkitten

No, didn't need it



airfix

I've had road signs and flashing lights too.

moneysavingkitten

The lights in the flashing lights last a really long time don't they? X)



A Red light was it?

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sickly sweet

My brother stole a pair of tweezers from The Body Shop as a toddler....I … My brother stole a pair of tweezers from The Body Shop as a toddler....I was the good child, I told the shop keeper if he had given me too much change X)



I bet he doesn't need the tweezers now when he goes for a wee?

A sweet from the pick and mix in woolies when I was about eight . Extent of criminal career . Do you think the statute of limitations has run out on that yet ?

Dog food.


But wait... There was good reason.

Found a stray dog when I was younger and I didn't have any money on me so before taking her to the police station I got her a small packet of food.

I told my mum afterwards and she went and paid for it.

I am not talking without my lawyer

Soul reaver 2 on dreamcast, I only took it because the guy on the stand at ects really peed me off being a rude git, turned out to be a really good game ^_^

This thread needs transit and his taser. X)

moneysavingkitten

I used to have a penchant for these when I was young (and drinking):

DarkEnergy2012

is there anything you havn't nicked, my forgiveness will only stretch so … is there anything you havn't nicked, my forgiveness will only stretch so far you know

simonturner69

Did you pay for the vaseline, at least?

moneysavingkitten

No, didn't need it

airfix

I've had road signs and flashing lights too.

moneysavingkitten

The lights in the flashing lights last a really long time don't they? X)



True that


X)


Won't ask how you know

fanpages dog

airfix

I've had road signs and flashing lights too.


I still enjoy coming back from the pub in a shopping trolley every now & then.:)

When I was a young kid I stole some black boot polish from a corner shop, thought I was well and truly the dogs nuts, when an older boy asked me why exactly I took boot polish? I then felt like an Idiot.

I accidentally stole some Dandelion and Burdock from Morrisons last week, bought 8 packs of cans, put one one the belt and 100% told the guy i had 7 in my trolley, only charged for 1 didn't notice until i was home though.
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