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    Osama Bin Laden has just sent a new TV message to prove he is still alive.
    He said "Tottenham were rubbish on Saturday". British intelligence have dismissed it saying "it could have been recorded at any time in the last 10 years".

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    wooop lol

    ++rep

    Sorry to be pedantic, but I seem to remember they beat Chelsea to win the Carling Cup last season.

    Now if you have ended the joke..."could have been any time in the last 3 months".... that would have been funny because even Spurs fan would admit they have been rubbish this season.

    But NOT the last 10 years.

    lol love it, just waiting for guv to read this haha!

    Original Poster

    guilbert53;3202731

    Sorry to be pedantic, but I seem to remember they beat Chelsea to win the … Sorry to be pedantic, but I seem to remember they beat Chelsea to win the Carling Cup last season.Now if you have ended the joke..."could have been any time in the last 3 months".... that would have been funny because even Spurs fan would admit they have been rubbish this season.But NOT the last 10 years.



    Oh im sorry but i didn't realise that the Carling Cup was actually a competive competition. I though it was just an excuse to give the reserves a game:oops:

    The JFK;3202777

    Oh im sorry but i didn't realise that the Carling Cup was actually a … Oh im sorry but i didn't realise that the Carling Cup was actually a competive competition. I though it was just an excuse to give the reserves a game:oops:



    oooohhhh - still gets you into europe jfk - whos your team??

    funny all the same:thumbsup:

    The JFK;3202777

    Oh im sorry but i didn't realise that the Carling Cup was actually a … Oh im sorry but i didn't realise that the Carling Cup was actually a competive competition. I though it was just an excuse to give the reserves a game:oops:



    and what has your team won in the past ten years"!!!!! promotion to the premier league!???

    then relegation then promotion ??

    A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon. "Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.
    You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop.

    aware

    A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice.
    Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."
    The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?"
    "Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.
    The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him three years."

    Snow White arrived home one evening to find her home destroyed by fire. She was especially worried because she'd left all seven dwarves asleep inside. As she scrambled among the wreckage, frantically calling their names, suddenly she heard the cry: "Tottenham for the Cup." "Thank goodness," sobbed Snow White. "At least Dopey's still alive!"

    Great......All of them.

    Original Poster

    black gerbil1;3202940

    aware



    :?

    snowtiger;3202941

    A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday … A man is sitting in a pub with his Jack Russell dog one Saturday afternoon. The football results are coming up on the television in the corner, "Liverpool 2, Tottenham Hotspur 1," reads the announcer in his normal, rather sedate, voice.Suddenly the Jack Russell dog jumps up and shouts out, "Oh, no, not again."The shocked landlord says, "That's amazing. Why did he say that when the result was announced that Tottenham lost?""Because he's a Spurs supporter," the dog's owner replies.The landlord then asked what the dog says when Tottenham win a match, to which the man replied, "I don't know. I've only had him three years."



    class :-D

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    holly100;3202798

    oooohhhh - still gets you into europe jfk - whos your team??



    He supports Reading!!!

    http://www.hotukdeals.com/forums/customavatars/avatar67076_2.gifhttp://op-for.com/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

    Whoops.
    Read the title as Obama Bin Laden.

    Gotta stop reading that republican propaganda.

    Original Poster

    LOL @ Spurs (again).

    guv;3206384

    He supports Reading!!!


    brb drawing to bottom of the league forest.
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