OUT TO LUNCH

Two old duffers are sitting on the pier together, when one turns to the other and asks: "I'm going to get an ice cream - would you like one?"
"Thanks," says his friend. "I'll have a cone with hundreds and thousands. Oh, and a Flake... and raspberry sauce."
The first old gent wanders off, repeating the order to himself: "A cone, with a Flake and hundreds and thousands and raspberry sauce"
After a few hours, he returns carrying two steak and kidney pies. His friend looks at him, frowns and says: "You complete idiot - where are my chips?"

6 Comments

fail lol

I don't get the msn status out to lunch.

sounds about right !

fail chomp

i dont get it? someone explain

Not a touch on the elderly couple one
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