Found 24th Sep 2009
my girl-friend...not girlfriend

asked me to come out shopping with her and her mates on saturday....

i replied...

"id rather sit at home and WATCH drag me to hell...rather than being literally dragged to hell by you and your friends"

she kicked my balls

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And women say they want you to be honest...you just can't win

:giggle:

Was she cute? These things have to be taken into consideration.
A shopping trip is always painful though so has to be worth it

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MBeeching;6384036

Was she cute? These things have to be taken into consideration.A shopping … Was she cute? These things have to be taken into consideration.A shopping trip is always painful though so has to be worth it



its only ever worth it if IM being treated while im out shopping. my time doesnt come free.
and i dont think her or her friends were gonna buy me summat

Shopping with women = Chinese Torture.

(unless she's hot and its for lingerie)

drag me to hell - bad film

Shopping with women = seeing lots of hot women in womens clothes shops!

I LOVE going shopping with the gf (or any other girls).
You get to see SO many women lol.

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magough;6384241

Shopping with women = seeing lots of hot women in womens clothes shops!I … Shopping with women = seeing lots of hot women in womens clothes shops!I LOVE going shopping with the gf (or any other girls).You get to see SO many women lol.



tinternet can do same :whistling:
but without their loin cloth :-D

OMG poor you x

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Tinkytayls;6384270

OMG poor you x



i could do with some TLC...touching loving care :-D :-D

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magough;6384241

Shopping with women = seeing lots of hot women in womens clothes shops!I … Shopping with women = seeing lots of hot women in womens clothes shops!I LOVE going shopping with the gf (or any other girls).You get to see SO many women lol.



I enjoy shopping with girl friends too. The vicarious thrills of spending someone else's money.:thumbsup:

kapows;6384282

i could do with some TLC...touching loving care :-D :-D




LOL... I bet

You like your massages dont ya? ;-)

did she shout kapow when she done it?

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Miss Money Penny;6384360

LOL... I bet :)You like your massages dont ya? ;-)



helps with the curculation :thumbsup:
allows me to free up the tension these women bring unto me :x
helps you think more clearly :-D

kapows;6384376

helps with the curculation :thumbsup:allows me to free up the tension … helps with the curculation :thumbsup:allows me to free up the tension these women bring unto me :xhelps you think more clearly :-D



Well they do say that a mans brains are in his pants!!!:w00t::p

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Miss Money Penny;6384392

Well they do say that a mans brains are in his pants!!!:w00t::p



thats our creative brain
we have three in total
one is also located in the stomach

having more than one brain/cell

is what makes us superior over the feminine race :w00t: :-D :w00t:

kapows;6384411

thats our creative brainwe have three in totalone is also located in the … thats our creative brainwe have three in totalone is also located in the stomachhaving more than one brain/cellis what makes us superior over the feminine race :w00t: :-D :w00t:



Never the less you still can't live without us so really all those brains must be a real waste imo!!! :w00t::p

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Miss Money Penny;6384450

Never the less you still can't live without us so really all those brains … Never the less you still can't live without us so really all those brains must be a real waste imo!!! :w00t::p



give us one reason why we cant live without you....:p

snowflake;6384774

Seriously funny, did you give her skipping rope back and go back to … Seriously funny, did you give her skipping rope back and go back to playing with the boys? :?



:w00t:

:giggle:
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