Pancakes !!

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Mum saw the opportunity for a moral lesson and said;

"If Jesus was sitting here, He would say,

"Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait. "

At once Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "OK then .. Ryan, you can have the

first chance at being Jesus!"

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A man walked up to a school went inside and said "can you teach me to read and write"

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Good Morning - I'm having my usual toasted current buns and a few Maryland cookies for breakfast

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Good Morning - I'm having my usual toasted current buns and a few … Good Morning - I'm having my usual toasted current buns and a few Maryland cookies for breakfast


Yum ... sounds nice..................... just about to 'hit' the kitchen !

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:lol:
Checking to see if her ... "bum looks big in those''

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:lol:Checking to see if her ... "bum looks big in those''



That was the caption - just waiting to see who came up with it first.
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