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    Paper cut my tongue!

    Waaaaaahhh!

    Anyone else sustained any Christmas related injuries yet?!

    I electrocuted myself with broken Christmas lights the other day as well.

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    I saw a santa getting frisky with a mother - lucky santa!

    I fell into my Christmas tree last weekend, was a drunken incident but the tree was O.K :oops:

    I died:cry:

    burnt my fingers making my christmas cake lol

    Original Poster

    BradyBrade!;7146453

    I saw a santa getting frisky with a mother - lucky santa!



    Why aren't Santa's ever sexy?

    livingthelife07;7146467

    I fell into my Christmas tree last weekend, was a drunken incident but … I fell into my Christmas tree last weekend, was a drunken incident but the tree was O.K :oops:



    Haha, good work! Were you trying to get chocolates off it? Because that makes it ok.

    weepapa;7146492

    I died:cry:



    Original Poster

    linw;7146571

    burnt my fingers making my christmas cake lol



    I made mince pies yesterday and remain burn-free! Woohoo!

    someone got food poisoning eating some xmas chicken balls :roll:

    I have blisters on my fingers trying to find the duff light on my tree.

    Its prelit with 800 bulbs and a whole row across the middle is unlit, have so far found about 20 duff bulbs and replaced but its still not lit, and have spent about 3 hours testing bulbs but the little blighters are not easy to get out, hence the blisters.

    Original Poster

    transit;7146935

    someone got food poisoning eating some xmas chicken balls :roll:



    You can't just put 'xmas' in front of things and pretend it's Christmas related!

    KazzyD;7147014

    I have blisters on my fingers trying to find the duff light on my tree. … I have blisters on my fingers trying to find the duff light on my tree. Its prelit with 800 bulbs and a whole row across the middle is unlit, have so far found about 20 duff bulbs and replaced but its still not lit, and have spent about 3 hours testing bulbs but the little blighters are not easy to get out, hence the blisters.



    Ouch! Sounds like a bit too much effort to me...can't you just buy a new set?! :whistling:

    angelfairee;7147087

    You can't just put 'xmas' in front of things and pretend it's Christmas … You can't just put 'xmas' in front of things and pretend it's Christmas related!



    i already did :santa:

    angelfairee;7146586

    Why aren't Santa's ever sexy?:|



    Santas helper at Harrods on Sat was very sexy, he smiled and I blushed purple :oops:

    angelfairee;7146586

    Haha, good work! Were you trying to get chocolates off it? Because that … Haha, good work! Were you trying to get chocolates off it? Because that makes it ok.:|



    Unfortunately not, the one thing my tree is missing! :thumbsup:

    i cut my finger trying to change a bulb in our outdoor lights, tried to get it out and it smashed:shock:

    Original Poster

    choc1969;7147134

    Santas helper at Harrods on Sat was very sexy, he smiled and I blushed … Santas helper at Harrods on Sat was very sexy, he smiled and I blushed purple :oops:



    How fortunate that I will be in London this weekend...woohoooooooo!

    livingthelife07;7147299

    Unfortunately not, the one thing my tree is missing! :thumbsup:



    Mine too. Get me some when you get yours, will you?!

    Kerz67;7147349

    i cut my finger trying to change a bulb in our outdoor lights, tried to … i cut my finger trying to change a bulb in our outdoor lights, tried to get it out and it smashed:shock:



    Lucky you didn't put your hand on the exposed wire like some stupid idiot did...:whistling:

    angelfairee;7147508

    Mine too. Get me some when you get yours, will you?!



    I sure will :-D haha

    Paper cut my tongue!



    Couldn't wait to unwrap me?

    Original Poster

    thesaint;7147616

    Couldn't wait to unwrap me?



    Sick in my mouth!

    Old age..

    angelfairee;7147696

    Sick in my mouth!



    Not mine!

    Original Poster

    t0mm;7147701

    Old age..



    I don't even think it's because I'm old, I think it's just because I'm plain stupid!

    angelfairee;7147737

    I don't even think it's because I'm old, I think it's just because I'm … I don't even think it's because I'm old, I think it's just because I'm plain stupid!


    Taroo... things always come in 3's anyway.
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