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    Paternity Tests, any good companys?

    my mates just been told by a former 1 night stand 16 months ago that she has a child and he wishes to know if its his as she's unsure as well.

    Anyone used any companys for this purpose?, genetrack does them for £99 but via swabs rather than blood.

    cheers

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    Popcorn anyone ?

    if she goes through the csa and makes a claim they will do it FOC-he will have to reimburse i think if he is dad.
    Cellmark do it but again swabs..you go to a local doc (cellmark send the pack there) and they swab. Results take around 2 weeks. I think its around £70?

    Jeramy Kyle !!!

    Kevin Webster's yer man.

    Send Big Rick round, he'll get it done for free....

    Original Poster

    i dunno, he dont want to go into details for all i know she could be a right slapper lol, their gunna go halfs on whatever it costs

    Bag it up before you bang it up.

    Go down the CSA route, or Maury.....

    Banned

    If he goes down this route....he will be liable to pay towards the kids up keep untill the child is 18 if he tests posative, but he will have very little rights regards seeing and getting to know the child.

    Before he agrees to the test he should spend some time with this women and learn a bit about her to see what her real motives are.

    Banned

    idiots

    oh its the old my friend has had a one night stand..

    Original Poster

    haha ill be happy to have a 1 night stand lol

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    tragictramp

    haha ill be happy to have a 1 night stand lol



    And your just being a really nice friend and doing all the running around for him,right?

    Least for his next bday you can him some rubbers and instructions on how to use them.

    get your 'mate' to check for any STD too

    Banned

    and get her a book called "how not to be a ****"

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    aw08

    Jeramy Kyle !!!



    you beat me to it.

    Jeremy Kyle, what an **** !!!!

    'You should have put something on the end of it'

    'Get a job'

    'Take responsibility'

    'Its my show'

    Yeah right, the holier than thou approach eh Jeremy?

    Thats why he was a compulsive gambler and thief .

    As for your mate, tell him to join the French Foreign Legion, otherwise the CSA will have him by the proverbials.

    Just as a footnote, does he look good in a Batman costume ???

    http://www.funnyforumpics.com/forums/Demotivational/2/demotivational-posters-herpes.jpg

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    DangerGod

    And your just being a really nice friend and doing all the running around … And your just being a really nice friend and doing all the running around for him,right?



    lol i dont care either way he's rather thick when it comes to finding out info and dont want too many ppl to know like so thought id see if anyone on here had any advice, expected the banter/**** taking so lol
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