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    Peasants of HUKD, sign up here for your free money!

    Since I'm going to win the Euromillions jackpot on Friday, I thought I'd plan how to distribute some of the money. Of course, people of HUKD, that includes you!

    Only those of you I like though.

    So, tell me how much money you'd like (and don't be greedy, or else!) and why you should get it.

    88 Comments

    A million, cos I'm worth it

    Original Poster

    Marina;7808972

    A million, cos I'm worth it



    This is an IT thread.

    Banned

    are you JFK/ Vibe uno in disguise ?

    £25,000 for an extension on my house :thumbsup:

    Why should yu give it to me?... I'll invite you for dinner and stick a 48ft high picture of you on the side of it....then take it down when u leave!






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    angelfairee;7809003

    This is an IT thread.



    Charlie, here's the IT thread you were looking for

    100k please! enough for my car and a little house so i can move out the rents haha

    Original Poster

    dog_cop;7809004

    are you JFK/ Vibe uno in disguise ?



    It's about time we had a female version.

    Banned

    I'd like £15 so i can get a cab home this time. walking sucks with a hangover.

    dog_cop;7809004

    are you JFK/ Vibe uno in disguise ?



    No that would read so I won the euromillions big competition give away from the runners of da misx . Or I'm a CEO so cash not needed I drive 66k BMW

    I would require my dear lady enough for a house deposit in the region of say 30k

    dog_cop;7809004

    are you JFK/ Vibe uno in disguise ?



    +1 :thumbsup:

    Banned

    angelfairee;7809033

    It's about time we had a female version.



    thought she dont come here no more :w00t:

    dog_cop;7809063

    thought she dont come here no more :w00t:



    whos that?

    Banned

    Adam2050;7809051

    No that would read so I won the euromillions big competition give away … No that would read so I won the euromillions big competition give away from the runners of da misx . Or I'm a CEO so cash not needed I drive 66k BMWI would require my dear lady enough for a house deposit in the region of say 30k




    as usual your correct :-D

    Banned

    donna-lou;7809076

    whos that?



    http://ri.rediffiland.com/homepimages/home2/183/956a2109387055c2d2b7ffae252e05f1/homep/images/1227624023

    dog_cop;7809098



    spoilt sport! :x

    I'll be you're filthy gimp for £100k.

    Original Poster

    gal2792t;7809015

    £25,000 for an extension on my house :thumbsup:Why should yu give it to … £25,000 for an extension on my house :thumbsup:Why should yu give it to me?... I'll invite you for dinner and stick a 48ft high picture of you on the side of it....then take it down when u leave!.



    gal2792t;7809054

    +1 :thumbsup:



    DENIED.

    donna-lou;7809026

    100k please! enough for my car and a little house so i can move out the … 100k please! enough for my car and a little house so i can move out the rents haha



    jellybaby22;7809040

    can i have £ 300 for a new cooker.......might make it easier for the OH … can i have £ 300 for a new cooker.......might make it easier for the OH to cook me a decent meal..and NOT burn it....



    APPROVED.

    dog_cop;7809063

    thought she dont come here no more :w00t:



    What?

    enough money to tile my kitchen floor - because today i slipped over on the rubbish plastic lino stuff i have at the moment and smash my knee which is now twice the size of the other knee. and what was worse was i had to bum shuffle to the sitting room where my phone was to get help.

    £1000 for a new computer (Mine sucks)

    £2 to buy the next euromillions winning ticket - pretty please

    i'll take half other wise i'll spill the beans and tell the lottery man you've been cheating:p
    [COLOR="Red"]JFK a peasant :?:[/COLOR]

    is the estimated jackpot 113 mil?

    if so i will need 100 million for various reasons i cant get into, lets just say it will be money well spent

    Change of tactics

    Can I have £1 to buy a Greggs pastry please ?

    £4500 to cover the cost of a car and insurance

    Original Poster

    JACKIT99;7809245

    i'll take half other wise i'll spill the beans and tell the lottery man … i'll take half other wise i'll spill the beans and tell the lottery man you've been cheating:p[COLOR="Red"]JFK a peasant :?:[/COLOR]



    DENIED for blackmail.

    micoo;7809257

    is the estimated jackpot 113 mil?if so i will need 100 million for … is the estimated jackpot 113 mil?if so i will need 100 million for various reasons i cant get into, lets just say it will be money well spent



    DENIED. All you'll get is a slap.

    Marina;7809260

    Change of tactics :)Can I have £1 to buy a Greggs pastry please ?



    APPROVED. Just saved me a lot of money. You could have had your first claim

    angelfairee;7809284

    APPROVED. Just saved me a lot of money. You could have had your first … APPROVED. Just saved me a lot of money. You could have had your first claim



    :w00t:

    Change of tactics again

    Can I have £1 million please, cos I'm so worth it.? :-D

    £500k for me please.

    Enough to pay of my debts, treat myself and just enough left over to buy you a thank you card

    angelfairee;7809284

    DENIED. All you'll get is a slap.



    you can slap me all u want for the 100 mil :p, if i win it, i will by u a 5 mil pound ring for the ***** and giggles (you have to find the ring though :p)

    Just £120k please to buy my house out right, you can come stop anytime

    4k for my breast augmentation.

    Original Poster

    corriessvk;7809160

    enough money to tile my kitchen floor - because today i slipped over on … enough money to tile my kitchen floor - because today i slipped over on the rubbish plastic lino stuff i have at the moment and smash my knee which is now twice the size of the other knee. and what was worse was i had to bum shuffle to the sitting room where my phone was to get help.



    Ouch. Approved!

    Keithoms;7809161

    £1000 for a new computer (Mine sucks)



    Approved!

    Teragram;7809202

    £2 to buy the next euromillions winning ticket - pretty please



    Approved. Hell, I'll give you that £2 even if I don't win.

    Marina;7809296

    :w00t:Change of tactics againCan I have £1 million please, cos I'm so … :w00t:Change of tactics againCan I have £1 million please, cos I'm so worth it.?



    DENIED for greed.

    birdyboyuk;7809304

    £500k for me please.Enough to pay of my debts, treat myself and just … £500k for me please.Enough to pay of my debts, treat myself and just enough left over to buy you a thank you card



    Approved. Can I have flowers too?

    micoo;7809309

    you can slap me all u want for the 100 mil :p, if i win it, i will by u a … you can slap me all u want for the 100 mil :p, if i win it, i will by u a 5 mil pound ring for the ***** and giggles (you have to find the ring though :p)



    Legally binding!

    Banned

    why didnt my request get a reply ffs all i wanted was £15

    bykergrove;7809334

    why didnt my request get a reply ffs all i wanted was £15



    :lol:

    £100 for a few 4 packs of Tesco Value lager, did you know it kills 3,000 chavs a year? As they advertise though "Every little helps"

    Original Poster

    Paddy_o_furniture;7809313

    Just £120k please to buy my house out right, you can come stop anytime



    Approved. As long as I can talk to your wife and don't have to talk to you!

    MinstrelMan;7809315

    4k for my breast augmentation.



    Do I benefit from this!? No. DENIED.

    bykergrove;7809334

    why didnt my request get a reply ffs all i wanted was £15



    You're not worth £15.

    Banned

    angelfairee;7809357

    You're not worth £15.



    I take ppg :lol:

    angelfairee;7809330

    Approved. Can I have flowers too?!



    Of course! :-D

    MinstrelMan;7809315

    4k for my brain augmentation.



    Request denied the current cell prefers to be a loner:whistling:

    angelfairee;7809357

    Do I benefit from this!? No. DENIED.



    propper pert boobs on a 5'7 bloke.... everyone benefits from that...... i'll even let you motorboat them :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    bykergrove;7809361

    I take ppg :lol:



    You can have £1.44.
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