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    Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans!

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    Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans!
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    1. Blaming your blow offs on me
    not funny not funny at all !!!


    2. Yelling at me for barking..
    IM A FRIGGIN DOG, YOU IDIOT!



    3. Taking me for a walk,
    then not letting me check stuff out.
    Exactly whose walk is this anyway?



    4. Any trick that involves
    balancing food on my nose
    stop it!




    5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when youre not home.





    6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
    You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo
    what a proud moment for the top of the
    food chain.



    7. Taking me to the vet for the big snip,
    then acting surprised when I freak out
    every time we go back!




    8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I havent quite mastered that handshake thing yet.




    9.Dog sweaters.
    Hello ???,
    Havent you noticed the fur?



    10. How you act disgusted
    when I lick myself.
    Look, we both know the truth,
    youre just jealous.
    & nbsp;

    Now lay off me on some of these things,
    We both know whos boss here!!!

    You dont see me picking up your poop
    do you ???


    EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.CATS HAVE TO THINK
    ABOUT IT!!

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    Original Poster

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    lmao nice one

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    aw hehe.. if they could they probably would

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    MissRoo;2704793

    aw hehe.. if they could they probably would


    ....It's funny because at some point on most days Jake (my dog) will come up to me out of the Blue for a hug, he puts a paw on each shoulder & puts his face by the side of mine ... he never licks thank goodness ! can't stand dogs that do that !

    awww. yeh my dog does stuff like that.. (altho she's only small) she usually just appears suddenly wanting love, then goes again.. i think she's abit like me and only wants abit and is fine. My OH's dog is like a iccle baby, shnuggling all the time she's so cute! with her big glossy eyes.
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