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    Penguin Jokes

    Just sat here eatting 2 Penguins, thought i'd share the jokes they have on the back of the wrapper.

    1) Q: Where do Penguins go to dance?

    2)Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?

    Answers in 2nd post

    11 Comments

    Original Poster

    1) A: The Snow Ball

    2) A: Because they haven't got any pockets

    :|:|

    Sorry. lol

    Why can't penguins fly?

    roadrunner1;5929733

    Why can't penguins fly?



    Cos it`s a chocolate biscuit!

    Original Poster

    roadrunner1;5929733

    Why can't penguins fly?



    penguins can't fly because they have bones that are not hollow, their wings are also not made for flying, so it's good for swimming, their feathers also are unlike any flying bird

    i havent had a pengiun for years, cant beleive they still put they rubish jokes on the rappers

    Tanchi;5929756

    penguins can't fly because they have bones that are not hollow, their … penguins can't fly because they have bones that are not hollow, their wings are also not made for flying, so it's good for swimming, their feathers also are unlike any flying bird



    No, cos they don't have enough money to buy plane tickets :roll:

    jambo1082;5929761

    i havent had a pengiun for years, cant beleive they still put they rubish … i havent had a pengiun for years, cant beleive they still put they rubish jokes on the rappers



    u mad?

    Why don't polar bears eat penguins?


    Because they can't get the wrappers off!

    What does the mammy penguin say to the baby penguin before they go out at night?

    Beak careful.

    whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

    a pengiun rolling down a hill! :whistling:
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