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'i bent my wookie'

'my cats breath smells like cat food'

'me fail english? thats unpossible!'

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^^^^^^^^^ RALPH WIGGUM ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

lol

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salder21;2996287

'i bent my wookie'


heard that sooooo many times, yet NEVER fails to make me chuckle!



Charlie Dont Surf!

brb *insert phrase here*

Was watching Willie Wonka at the weekend with my kids (deal from HUKD) Always remembered this quote "Spitting is a bad habit " Willie Wonka "I know of a worse one" to the little girl picking her nose

We can't stop here! This is bat country!!

Is that a bananas in you pants, or are you just pleased to see me ....... Pcnutta!

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Jonster;2996317

We can't stop here! This is bat country!!


Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...QUALITY film!

ODB_69;2996324

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...QUALITY film!



I have an urge to watch it again now...damn this work malarky.

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There are 2 quotes I LOVE in Training Day...cant repeat them as they would be deemed Racist, yet the way Denzel delivers them is sheer class

Brian: You're drunk.
Stewie: You're sexy

family guy

'There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there'

And

Daisy: Do you want another cup of tea?
Tim: Ooh, no thanks, twelve's my limit.
(spaced)

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ODB_69;2996324

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...QUALITY film!



not seen that

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MEDIC!
Free your mind, your ass will follow.
- Platoon

It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
- Godfather

Yay though I walk through the valley of evil, I will fear no death. Cuz I'm the meanest ************ in the valley.
- Casualties Of War

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.
Stick Around
- Predator

TV quotes would defo have a lot of South Park, but most of them would lead to a ban!

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'Horny, I'm home!.... I mean, honey, I'm horny! I mean, Francine!! I'm horny!'

american dad

"Put a zipple on your nipple" - Dr. Evil when he was shooshing Scotty in the first Austin Powers movie.

"Nay, Mr Wilks, nay" - Amos to Henry Wilks, Emmerdale

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ODB_69;2996454

MEDIC!TV quotes would defo have a lot of South Park, but most of them … MEDIC!TV quotes would defo have a lot of South Park, but most of them would lead to a ban!



same. south park, futurama, american dad, drawn together, family guy, simpsons lol

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Cant BELIEVE I forgot this one!

'Young, dumb and full of come' - Point Break

'Hey yoooooou guys!'

Chunk from The Goonies.

"The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on you boy"

Richard Gere movie an officer and a gentleman

'Erranoo' - Shooting Stars

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kemo;2996561

"The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, and I don't see … "The only two things from Oklahoma are steers and queers, and I don't see any horns on you boy"Richard Gere movie an officer and a gentleman


That lines been used in other films too though right? KNOW I have heard it elsewhere

I think it was also use in Full metal Jacket - always thought it was a cracking line

Just goin for an Eartha - Jim Royle

"Yippee ki-yay" Die Hard

"Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight" The Untouchables

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Jonster;2996387

Daisy: Do you want another cup of tea?Tim: Ooh, no thanks, twelve's my … Daisy: Do you want another cup of tea?Tim: Ooh, no thanks, twelve's my limit.(spaced)


to carry on that theme:

Tyres: Excellent. Mine's a pint of the black stuff.

Mike: You can't drink a pint of Bovril.

"Nice wheels" Jamie says to his step Father Lenny in Rocknrolla !! :thumbsup:

hey you guys:w00t: goonies

weelease bwian......life of brian...just brilliant!!!!

Don't think. FEEL. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory - Bruce Lee, Enter the Dragon

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'come ooon twelve year old on a donkey!!!'

Captain hero - drawn together

(sick lol)

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anyone seen south park - imagination land?

Butters line at the end of that!

LMFAO!!! :-D

"F*ck my life"
Superbad

You can apply it to so many situations...

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h0dgy;2996879

"F*ck my life"SuperbadYou can apply it to so many situations...



King of pounding vaaag!

- superbad lol

Chris Rock playing Rufus in Dogma: Mary gave birth to CHRIST without having known a man's touch, that's true. But she did have a husband. And do you really think he'd have stayed married to her all those years if he wasn't getting laid? The nature of God and the Virgin Mary, those are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? Well, that's just plain gullibility.

salder21;2996922

King of pounding vaaag!- superbad lol



hahahaha!!!

there's far too many from that film - i really could watch it again and again!

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choc1969;2996946

Chris Rock playing Rufus in Dogma: Mary gave birth to CHRIST without … Chris Rock playing Rufus in Dogma: Mary gave birth to CHRIST without having known a man's touch, that's true. But she did have a husband. And do you really think he'd have stayed married to her all those years if he wasn't getting laid? The nature of God and the Virgin Mary, those are leaps of faith. But to believe a married couple never got down? Well, that's just plain gullibility.


AND you know the works of Kevin Smith? Choc..your getting hotter by the minute ;-)

I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that ****ed-up bar!


OR

Mallrats: FLY FAT ASS FLY

ODB_69;2996977

AND you know the works of Kevin Smith? Choc..your getting hotter by the … AND you know the works of Kevin Smith? Choc..your getting hotter by the minute ;-)I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that ****ed-up bar!ORMallrats: FLY FAT ASS FLY



;-) indeed I am, have a huge crush on Jay :oops:, and have all the dvds, Dogma and Clerks I watch over again.......

Jay in Clerks: I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight. :giggle:

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i want to see clerks still!! seen all other ones

salder21;2997096

i want to see clerks still!! seen all other ones



Top film, I cry cos its so funny.......it's what I'd be like if I worked in retail :whistling:, sure they must have it on special offer somewhere
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