Found 26th Sep 2009

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Paddy & Mary went to counselling after 25 yrs married. The therapist asked what the problem was, Mary had a list: neglect, loneliness & she felt unloved. Finally, the therapist asked Mary to stand, he unbuttoned her blouse, caressed her breasts & kissed her passionately. ''This is what your wife needs 3 times a wk. Can you do this Paddy?''

Paddy thought for a second & said, ''I could drop her here Monday & Wednesday but I go fishing on Fridays."

Man has a £50 note tattooed on his private parts.

His wife says, ''Why have you done that?''

He replies, ''For 1, l like to see my money grow; 2, I like to play with my money; 3, l like having money in my hand; and last but not least, next time you want to blow fifty quid, you can stay at bloody home and do it!''
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