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    so phone was bmw?

    http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/vegaspartyy/Ice_cream_face.gif

    never heard of uncyclopedia! its funny! hehe.....

    i wana X6!

    btw hows ur Golf u got on ebay after getting drunk?!

    Carley;6903619

    Prerequisites for driving a BMW = Must be in possession of either a … Prerequisites for driving a BMW = Must be in possession of either a massive superiority complex or a massive inferiority complex.Must have emptied all excrement before enteringMust spend a minimum of $500 per week on lap dances, and brag about it on-line under a pseudonym.Must be a white male with a mid-sized house thinking you own a million dollar househmm... who does that remind you of?



    Love this! xx

    Reminds me of quite a few people in fact

    didnt know there was such a site! funny

    Banned

    extremely lame

    ROFL

    The BMW (Twatus ubanis- Latin for Brings Me Women),

    Further lols throughout. I'll be reading uncyclopedia for some time :P

    Wow, this website looks like it will be visited during slow working hours. I nearly wet myself laughing just now at some of the other articles. Damn!!
    Good find.
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