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Ahhhh HAAAAAAAA

Would you like me to lapdance for you? Give me a second series

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/partridge/images/km2_scary.gif

Bash your ****!

Mwahahahaha, doubt I'll be here past 10pm sorry.

Kiss my face!

starsparkle2311;7123919

Mousse from a bowl is nice but to put it on a person is demented!



:lol: that one was funny

Are you a raver? No im straight

starsparkle2311;7123977

Butter my arse:)



How come your **** worked but mine was blanked :x



That was classic intercourse

starsparkle2311;7123997

LMFAO Alan would be proud, haven't got a clue!!!:p



Lol probs but its unfair you can get your **** but I can't :?


Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine

Can you make porn come back on my telly?

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!

jah128;7124018

Can you make porn come back on my telly?



No, So are you gonna do a Alan quote instead

Ooooooh mince

fireheaven;7124029

No, So are you gonna do a Alan quote instead



Its not really a quote, but the groan he makes when he's in his travel tavern bedroom and notice his bandaged hand is a classic...

starsparkle2311;7124046

I thought there would be more contributuions to this thread, pleased I … I thought there would be more contributuions to this thread, pleased I haven't got a car, it may be graffiteed with ' cock, ****, partridge'lol



It's probably my fault I got carried away and have been laughing at the quotes but I am a top class thread killer :w00t:

jah128;7124049

Its not really a quote, but the groan he makes when he's in his travel … Its not really a quote, but the groan he makes when he's in his travel tavern bedroom and notice his bandaged hand is a classic...



:lol: I know, I was messing you loon

av never ever seen an episode of this!!!!!!!

Im 47, My girlfriend's 33, she's 14 years younger than me, back of the net!

If you see a lovely field with a family having a picnic, and there’s a nice pond in it, you fill in the pond with concrete, you plough the family into the field, you blow up the tree and use the leaves to make a dress for your wife, who’s also your brother!

jackaknackernory

Bit of old-school partridge commentating on the horse-racing:

[Something under a tarpaulin in a car park.]
Not sure what that is, hope it's... ha ha, hope it's not a dead horse. They're not going to fit it in the back of a Volvo 340. Actually, I hope it isn't a dead horse. Sorry.

Back of the net!!


We should have Michael quotes too

starsparkle2311;7124142

GET THE feck out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you for … GET THE feck out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you for real?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Order yourself a copy now, I demand you do, it is hilarious, quite old, but a classic!!! Steve Coogan is a comic Genius, Alan Partridge is a comedy classic, must be watched!!!



honestly havent!!!! and I love good old cheesy comedy as well. If I was to order - what am I looking for? is it a series,box set or a special? sorry:oops:

starsparkle2311;7124158

Cone-tastic!!!!!!!!!!



"I wasn’t trying to steal a traffic cone!"

starsparkle2311;7124158

Cone-tastic!!!!!!!!!!



I've got a clean licence - yours is dirty!
You've got six points, I've got two points...

jah128;7124026

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze … The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!



It's hotter than the sun!

Jurassic park

Fanny hair

Ladyboys!!!!

personal faves
"I’m going nowhere, Lynn. Quite literally, I’m on the ring road."

"I’ve just been into B&Q for a bag of tungsten-tipped screws. Never gonna use ‘em. Never gonna use ‘em."

[To policeman] I'm going to go home, and just probably go straight to bed and keep out of trouble.

You're a mentalist!

bossyboots;7124175

honestly havent!!!! and I love good old cheesy comedy as well. If I … honestly havent!!!! and I love good old cheesy comedy as well. If I was to order - what am I looking for? is it a series,box set or a special? sorry:oops:



Series 2 was the best.

Lynn could you have a word with that builder - yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus

fireheaven;7124279

Lynn could you have a word with that builder - yesterday his jeans were … Lynn could you have a word with that builder - yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus



youtube.com/wat…ted


lol and here is the quote

Has everyone seen Alan on Comic relief interviewing a young Milkybar kid (Simon Pegg), pretty funny stuff.

Chiptivo;7124283

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9S0EYS5EI&feature=relatedThat was … http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sj9S0EYS5EI&feature=relatedThat was classic intercourse..



Goddamit the links won't work for me :x..........................

Don't smile, you've broken your neck.

sanchez82;7124315

Has everyone seen Alan on Comic relief interviewing a young Milkybar kid … Has everyone seen Alan on Comic relief interviewing a young Milkybar kid (Simon Pegg), pretty funny stuff.



Yeah that was a classic, very funny
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