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    So you spent £300 on an ugly hooker who slapped you round the face with 'her' meat?

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    No wonder I stay in talking rubbish on the internet :roll:

    Hahahahahaha.

    sound like someone has had their fingers in your wallet - how can u spend £300 at a house party - and also why were u carrying £300 when u were going to a house party

    post 2 sounds interesting loool

    bykergrove;7632192

    ITS NOT FUNNY! All my friends know!wtf is that in your avi?



    I wondered that when I posted it. It's my boobs. I obviously had fun last night.

    bossyboots;7632197

    sound like someone has had their fingers in your wallet - how can u spend … sound like someone has had their fingers in your wallet - how can u spend £300 at a house party - and also why were u carrying £300 when u were going to a house partypost 2 sounds interesting loool



    He's like the real life BG. I'll find out where he lives and we'll wait outside his house and steal all his money when he leaves next time. Then he won't be able to afford an ugly hooker.

    bykergrove;7632229

    I had the money in my wallet cause i owed my brother for paying for a … I had the money in my wallet cause i owed my brother for paying for a suit i bought last week.I have a bad habit of making bets and i have a feeling i lost this one :-( but i doubt i would bet £300lol no she's not a hooker.... she would never make any money :lol:



    :lol::lol: i love hearing morning after stories!

    angelfairee;7632216

    IHe's like the real life BG. I'll find out where he lives and we'll wait … IHe's like the real life BG. I'll find out where he lives and we'll wait outside his house and steal all his money when he leaves next time. Then he won't be able to afford an ugly hooker.



    :-D loool at the "real life BG" !!

    Banned

    bykergrove;7632192

    ITS NOT FUNNY! All my friends know!wtf is that in your avi?



    Desperation:oops:

    FilthAndFurry;7632133

    So you spent £300 on an ugly hooker who slapped you round the face with … So you spent £300 on an ugly hooker who slapped you round the face with 'her' meat?



    Looks like his wallet wasnt the only thing he dipped into then.....thats what byker gets for bring back the ladyboys to the party!!!!

    FilthAndFurry;7632261

    Desperation:oops:



    so, you're into beastiality in that case?

    bykergrove;7632245

    wat is in the bottom right corner of it? i can't focus very well right … wat is in the bottom right corner of it? i can't focus very well right now and i'm typing this on my tv!SHE WASNT A HOOKER!



    I don't really know. I assume it's a bit of my arm or something, God knows.

    SHE WAS CLEARLY A HOOKER AND YOU WERE RIPPED OFF.

    Banned

    skusey;7632283

    so, you're into beastiality in that case?



    Sorry to disappoint you or a 'significant other', but no.

    FilthAndFurry;7632300

    Sorry to disappoint you or a 'significant other', but no.



    Ok.

    Banned

    bykergrove;7632307

    LOL shutup steven! she wasnt a looker but she deffos had all the right … LOL shutup steven! she wasnt a looker but she deffos had all the right bits.... i think :?



    In 'her' bag.

    Shows why there is a problem in this country, when stuff like this happens and then they post on the internet the next day seemingly proud of it. Why would you want to tell a bunch of strangers?

    bykergrove;7632323

    well if she was then it was worth it... i just wish she had a paperbag in … well if she was then it was worth it... i just wish she had a paperbag in her house....you have boobies for arms? what are you doing tonight? threeway with supermathsgirl?



    I'm going to Gerrards Cross to book flights and sleep with a girl. Is that ok?

    I don't think she's supermathsgirl.

    FilthAndFurry;7632261

    Desperation:oops:



    I missed this.

    You're so cute, I love how you think people care about what you have to say on here.

    bykergrove;7632358

    how can being ashamed of linking a nerd chick be casung high unemployment … how can being ashamed of linking a nerd chick be casung high unemployment and the failure of the economy?



    I'm talking about the binge drinking, STD increasing, pregnancy increasing population.

    Reminds me of the time in work when a girl came in saying she had woke up that morning in a strange man's bed, and then got offended when i called her a ****!

    bykergrove;7632421

    they invented condoms a while back.prude much?



    If your idea of a good night is going out, losing £300, sleeping with a minger and then being ridiculed by your friends, and not being able to remember a thing, then by all means, carry on.

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    angelfairee;7632369

    I missed this.You're so cute, I love how you think people care about what … I missed this.You're so cute, I love how you think people care about what you have to say on here.



    didnt you just change the avi:whistling:

    two consenting adults - nobody died ffs.

    bykergrove;7632577

    i take it you're like 90 or are super boring or just married and have … i take it you're like 90 or are super boring or just married and have lost your fighting spirit :lol:.



    I'm actually a 23 year old single male.:p

    peodude;7632703

    I'm actually a 23 year old single male.:p



    single being the operative word :-D

    peodude;7632703

    I'm actually a 23 year old single male.:p



    NO :shock: there then

    bykergrove;7632577

    lol i dont always lose £300, they're not always mingers, you got me on … lol i dont always lose £300, they're not always mingers, you got me on the firend bit but it has happened to them too, i remember the important bits.what happened last night doesnt happen everynight. it was still a funny night and i'm over egaggerating, she wasn't that ugly, she just wasnt my type. i'd say she was just cute rather than what i would consider hot. i take it you're like 90 or are super boring or just married and have lost your fighting spirit :lol:and thanks for the permission, i will carry on.



    Good on you, casual-sex, taters deep in a slapper and heavy drinkings fine :thumbsup: . One day you'll have a mortgage and kids and that's the end of the wild times :prop:

    rave on :thumbsup:

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    obv some thinly veiled brag
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