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    inB4 willy reduction.

    (I did try the correct anatomical name but the swear filter nabbed it. Brilliant. :?)

    Laser hair removal
    Laser stretch mark removal
    Nose job

    sickly sweet;8442117

    Laser hair removalLaser stretch mark removalNose job



    ^^ this except I'd swap the stretch marks for botox

    booby-dooby job
    my innocence reinstated
    and a tidy up downstairs

    What would you have OP?

    3 boob jobs

    Banned

    laser hair (my whole face and the odd ones on my back)
    have my index fingers extended so I can reach further up my nose
    Have my ears made larger so I can hear better.

    are you m/f? boobjob?[/QUOTE]

    Female and I'm quite happy with my 30Es. All natural of course.

    Lipo
    Boob job

    michelleleemoo;8442139

    my innocence reinstated



    As in lady innocence 'down there' reconstruction? :?

    1. Nose job
    2. Nose job to fix the sham of No. 1, now my nose is amazing
    3. Some more pimped out silver teeth :lol:

    bykergrove;8442182

    they do not have the technology for 2 or the resources for 3....:pI'd … they do not have the technology for 2 or the resources for 3....:pI'd have laser eye surgerymy nose tweaked straight (I used to go boxing and play rugby and now my nose leans a tiny bit to the right...)last thing i'd probably do would be to have my beard hair removed so i didn't have to shave... but then sometimes i like the stubble look so not sure if i'd get it all off or not :thinking:



    Does laser eye surgery count as cosmetic? If so I substitute botox for this.

    sickly sweet;8442168

    As in lady innocence 'down there' reconstruction? :?



    erm yes :oops:

    bykergrove;8442182

    they do not have the technology for 2 or the resources for 3....:p:



    :cry::cry:

    micoo;8442181

    1. Nose job2. Nose job to fix the sham of No. 1, now my nose is amazing3. … 1. Nose job2. Nose job to fix the sham of No. 1, now my nose is amazing3. Some more pimped out silver teeth :lol:



    What went wrong with the 1st one

    nose job
    boob job
    can't think of anything else

    bykergrove;8442208

    i'm feeling generous... have the botox on me



    That is very kind :-D

    bykergrove;8442210

    bum job?



    haha no need, i have a nice bum.... so i've been told :oops:

    tummy tuck
    lipo
    boob lift

    laser hair
    boob reduction...yes reduction

    byker you lied

    they do have the means

    https://www.veseys.com/us/en/images/products/large/889.jpg:whistling:

    StudentJo;8442202

    What went wrong with the 1st one



    they botched it, rank amatuers that they are

    bykergrove;8442256

    whiskers?you need to pick something or YOU GONNA DIE....



    cheeky! :x

    micoo;8442265

    they botched it, rank amatuers that they are



    and was the 2nd one ok? I am booked in for revision operation eeeeeek

    bykergrove;8442269

    3rd thing?boob job after you miss them?that broke when they tackled subo … 3rd thing?boob job after you miss them?that broke when they tackled subo :w00t:



    she had her lettuce leaves tidied up?!! :w00t:

    StudentJo;8442275

    and was the 2nd one ok? I am booked in for revision operation eeeeeek



    2nd one was great, they sorted it out nicely :thumbsup:

    micoo;8442281

    2nd one was great, they sorted it out nicely :thumbsup:



    Oh that is reassuring :thumbsup:

    I get my eyebrows waxed every three weeks and last year ( a week before my 40th) the beautician said that I should consider starting a lip wax loooooooooool. She said women from 40+ will notice a big difference in hair in that area!! I was just MORTIFIED as never had a moustache but had light hair there - well I booked myself in for laser hair removal (IPL) 3 sessions at £50 each and now nothing there:-D

    In fact, it was so good I also got other areas of my body done :whistling:


    I am considering botox at the mo. One of my friends got it done. First time it last around 3 months (eye area) and second time, 6 months.

    i dont think i'll ever have cosmetic surgery but i wanted a breast reduction when i was in my teens so that'll be one!
    dunno if gastric band stuff is cosmetic but i wanted that in my teens to stop me binging so i'll prob have that too if i was allowed but i doubt it and maybe laser hair removal from various bits lol

    Boob uplift, bit of a tweak around the eyes and maybe a bit of lipo on the thighs.

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    i'de have the lot, i'm a mess and its a waste of time doing half a job

    sassie;8442793

    i'de have the lot, i'm a mess and its a waste of time doing half a job



    Sassie, you should NEVER say that about yourself. Women are so guilty for having such a low opinion of themselves and normally totally unjustified

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    bossyboots;8442805

    Sassie, you should NEVER say that about yourself. Women are so guilty … Sassie, you should NEVER say that about yourself. Women are so guilty for having such a low opinion of themselves and normally totally unjustified



    i was joking, but would still have the lot :w00t:

    jfk would have 3 lil dicks on his head lol
    and me-nothing,i would die lol :thumbsup:

    sassie;8442813

    i was joking, but would still have the lot :w00t:



    :lol: me too !!!! once I started that laser hair removal I was hooked :lol: but I reckon am def gonna get ...............botox. I really look after my skin - have done for years - but you just cant fight old mother nature !!............cow!!!!!!

    Banned

    bossyboots;8442838

    :lol: me too !!!! once I started that laser hair removal I was hooked … :lol: me too !!!! once I started that laser hair removal I was hooked :lol: but I reckon am def gonna get ...............botox. I really look after my skin - have done for years - but you just cant fight old mother nature !!



    that laser removal, do they do one hair at a time? probably a div question :oops:

    JACKIT99;8442823

    jfk would have 3 lil dicks on his head lol:



    OMG :lol::lol::lol:

    Banned

    bykergrove;8442839

    sassies a milf!



    a what?

    edit, - ok no need for an explanation

    sassie;8442793

    i'de have the lot, i'm a mess and its a waste of time doing half a job


    cant be that bad,easier just not too worry about how you look
    if your happy inside if dont matter;-)
    :thumbsup:

    sassie;8442844

    that laser removal, do they do one hair at a time? probably a div … that laser removal, do they do one hair at a time? probably a div question :oops:



    no - it takes FIVE SECONDS for upper lip....................and £50 :w00t: but its just sooo effective and u only need 3 sessions max. My friend only needed two. She has had her legs and underarms done. Its expensive but you are only allowed a session every month so its not like ur paying all that money in one go!

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    bossyboots;8442859

    no - it takes FIVE SECONDS for upper lip....................and £50 … no - it takes FIVE SECONDS for upper lip....................and £50 :w00t: but its just sooo effective and u only need 3 sessions max. My friend only needed two. She has had her legs and underarms done. Its expensive but you are only allowed a session every month so its not like ur paying all that money in one go!



    and its gone for ever, will never grow back
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