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    my diagnosis-you are pregnant

    Not long to go now biker...

    your right some pineapple juice would be quite nice at the moment.

    ErrorOperator

    your right some pineapple juice would be quite nice at the moment.



    I havn't had pineapple juice for years, yum, now i've got the craving too

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    Makers mark, coke and lime on ice is tastes better. Might have another!

    Nah toffee cheesecake everytime.

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    Your body is telling you that you should eat - we know that from science, but you don't believe in it.

    That does sound good. Although your presentation needs working on

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    bykergrove

    from science i know that i could go for a few days at least without … from science i know that i could go for a few days at least without eating, i'm fine i guess you must be a wuss.



    I don't need some 'god' to tell me when I can eat, or a forum what I should do about a girl.

    Anything else you need help with?

    Remember, wipe front to back.

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    bykergrove

    lol are you making up conversations with yourself? I didn't ask for help … lol are you making up conversations with yourself? I didn't ask for help in this thread.oh sorry I get it... you're attention seeking.



    Whereas making threads about one's 'love life' (imaginary) isn't attention seeking?

    Maybe the hunger is affecting your memory.

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    bykergrove

    lol I don't lie like you may do son.did you have a troubled childhood? … lol I don't lie like you may do son.did you have a troubled childhood? not get much attention from your parents when you were growing up?do you always follow people around when they don't like you?



    Really? You're now making guesses at my background to deflect from the facts I pointed out?

    I point out how you make threads about your 'love life' and lack of success and you make cliched assertions about me?

    Seriously, the engine in your head isn't firing on all cylinders at the best of time (especially when it comes to dealing with women). You can't afford to starve it of fuel too.

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    bykergrove

    lack of success LOL WUT? you just chat pure crap to get a response.you … lack of success LOL WUT? you just chat pure crap to get a response.you obviously have social problems and i'm trying to figure out why, and what happened to you. did you go to boarding school? broken family?



    Please, leave the pop psychology alone. It's hackneyed.

    Are we gonna have a new thread every time you think of/ see/ smell food? Couldn't this have gone in your ' fasting' thread?

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    bykergrove

    lol but you do admit you have problems building relationships with … lol but you do admit you have problems building relationships with people.It's really apparent even on the internet. in person you must be unbearable.



    I have no problem 'building relationships', although I don't tend to attract weak people, such as the ones who need either religion, or relationship advice from a shopping forum. I'm sure you have well in excess of 300 friends on Facebook, but all the girls think of you as 'friend' or go for the bad boys.

    What else type of person would ask what type of girl they should stay with?

    Oh, and as for this thread if a real man has cravings, he indulges them.

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    deek72

    Are we gonna have a new thread every time you think of/ see/ smell food? … Are we gonna have a new thread every time you think of/ see/ smell food? Couldn't this have gone in your ' fasting' thread?



    He has to keep his friends updated on his real-life apparently.

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    bykergrove

    lol the way you take exception to any kind of norm i think the only … lol the way you take exception to any kind of norm i think the only person you attract is yourself.no wonder you follow people around on the internet. heck i bet you probably did/do it in real life too but then got arrested too many times.



    You mention 'following around' a lot - is that what happens to the girls who just don't like you?

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    bykergrove

    so first you cry about the fact that i put up a thread where i can't … so first you cry about the fact that i put up a thread where i can't decide between two girls (probably because you've never been in the position to choose so you just take what you get and hate on others) and now you're making up some nonsense.you're the one that follows people around and from all that i've seen it's always guys that you're following around.No means No now get over it.anyway, i'm off to join my family for dinner.you should go spend some time with people that love you too... oh wait.



    Nice homophobic comment, although should we be surprised?

    bykergrove

    it's misc, if you don't like the thread move on. this thread didn't … it's misc, if you don't like the thread move on. this thread didn't mention fasting in the op.

    I didn't say it did mention fasting but that's what its about and so could have gone in with your original fasting thread. Or could it be to provoke more reaction seeing as that thread seems to have died a death. Just a thought

    I can hear the op shuffling a deck of cards......

    How about this idea then? have a read of the book ' how to make yourself unpopular in 4 days'. Wait, it seems you already have I'm sure you'd never admit to it bothering you but i actually used to find you rather amusing. These threads have been a real eye opener for me

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    deek72

    How about this idea then? have a read of the book ' how to make yourself … How about this idea then? have a read of the book ' how to make yourself unpopular in 4 days'. Wait, it seems you already have



    He's really changed. He used to just be a bit of a screech-type character, asking for advice and a bit f light relief, but now he's all moody when people ask him questions about his little fast.

    bykergrove

    LOLLL are you serious? first - f&f trolls in my threads and brings them … LOLLL are you serious? first - f&f trolls in my threads and brings them off topic/into an argument well actually he does that in every thread he posts in.second - do you really think i care what you think about how you perceive me on the internet? don't be such a deek, deek.


    Lol, don't be a deek deek. Very good. I'm out now I've heard enough. ( didn't you say something similar, about post number 40 in your original thread, that you were gonna ignore the ' trolls', and here you still are 4 days later?)

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    bykergrove

    and you've just been a regular troll the whole time you've been here.hey, … and you've just been a regular troll the whole time you've been here.hey, at least you're consistent!



    Exactly - this place serves a purpose for me but I don't for one minute think it's 'real'.

    bykergrove

    lol sorry guys! i'm not feeling hungry per se but fancying some … lol sorry guys! i'm not feeling hungry per se but fancying some brie!wouldn't mind some strawberry cheese cake!



    urban dictionary > search > strawberry cheesecake

    lol wut

    numptyj

    urban dictionary > search > strawberry cheesecakelol wut



    Lol wtf?
    I'm never going to eat a strawberry cheesecake ever again thanks to you!

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    numptyj

    urban dictionary > search > strawberry cheesecakelol wut

    could be worse, could be chocolate cheesecake

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    bykergrove

    wouldn't mind some strawberry cheese cake!



    numptyj

    urban dictionary > search > strawberry cheesecakelol wut



    No wonder he didn't ask for squirty cream with it!

    lulz

    brb searching rainbow kiss on urbandictionary.

    holla back at me yo

    goldmax

    could be worse, could be chocolate cheesecake



    With sweetcorn...

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    bykergrove

    you back working your night shift?



    Nope. I'm studying for a degree to earn a bit more so I can donate more money to a country that supports terrorism.

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    bykergrove

    and in real life you're sitting in the living room before you go to sleep … and in real life you're sitting in the living room before you go to sleep on the sofa because your wife and kids don't know you any more.



    And what would you know about real life? You live at home with your parents eating strawberry cheescake! LOL wut!

    guv

    And what would you know about real life? You live at home with your … And what would you know about real life? You live at home with your parents eating strawberry cheescake! LOL wut!



    Laughter, a sign that the truth has been spoken.

    And what's wrong with living with your parents eating cheesecake? Unless you dislike your parents.

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    Wotwot123

    Laughter, a sign that the truth has been spoken.



    Is it? Is that why you said "Mr Orange is laughing at you" in another thread 2 minutes ago speaking about Pakistan and Terrorism?

    Jeez. You really have got it bad. Have another strawberry cheesecake and don't forget to shout night night to your parents.

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    bykergrove

    there are two reasons why i live with my parents



    Oh dude, cut the reins. X)

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    bykergrove

    so the fact that you have a sham of a marriage makes you an expert on … so the fact that you have a sham of a marriage makes you an expert on life?



    Wow.. what a turn up...... More personal insults. Who'd ever have thought it!

    how about the fact that i have a full education that comes with the … how about the fact that i have a full education that comes with the highest grades, i've travelled to many countries and am going to travel to many more. you already know i have a better job than you.



    Have you visited Fantasy Island in your travels?

    there are two reasons why i live with my parents: 1. because i couldn't … there are two reasons why i live with my parents: 1. because i couldn't find a house that i thought was worth it. 2. because they don't get in my business unless i want them to get involved.



    Translation. (1) I cant afford one. (2) I have my own bedroom with a computer and keyboard.

    I pay the mortgage so everyone's a winner as far as my family is … I pay the mortgage so everyone's a winner as far as my family is concerned.



    Indeed. The right to buy is a wonderful scheme.

    plus i'm half your age so it's not as creepy as you still living with … plus i'm half your age so it's not as creepy as you still living with your parents.



    Can you make your mind up with your insults? I cant live with my wife in a failed marriage as well as with my parents!

    oh i forgot... you only know about life if you're crap with handling … oh i forgot... you only know about life if you're crap with handling money and have a failed marriage... my bad.



    Nope. You know about life by leaving your bedroom. Try it some time.

    Lolness at Guv saying he has a life with almost 28,000 posts.

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    Why say you pay the mortgage then say there isn't a mortgage to pay a couple of posts later?

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    bykergrove

    we already established that your family hate you. i see why you can't … we already established that your family hate you. i see why you can't understand why someone wouldn't dart out the family house with the first opportunity.



    So because I don't live with my parents in my 20s, I'm hated by them?

    Is that why you're scared to move out? You think they'll forget you?

    It is possible to talk to people over skype wherever you are in the world. You don't have to sleep 30 feet from them to stay in their thoughts.

    Plus it's nice being independent - maybe that's why you're falling down when it comes to the ladies.

    Maybe they're looking for real men.

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    bykergrove

    i give my dad money each year to spend as he wishes.



    Do you find it weird he keeps on buying you furniture and cutlery for a new place?

    Maybe he's trying to tell you summink.
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