Pervert caught pleasuring himself in slurry for third time

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Found 3rd Mar 2011
A man has been found pleasuring himself in cow dung for the 3rd time in cornwall, link in 1st post.
would just like to say this is not typical of the cornish, at least its not something I do and I'm cornish.

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Original Poster Mod & Ed

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its very wrong, but it made us giggle a bit

ummm eurgh lol

oO..........just ...........oO

Banned

Theres nothing else to do in cornwall so kind of understandable.

That guy seriously isn't wired right.

You know what they say, 'don't knock it till you've tried it'................maybe not.

Banned

jonny619447

That guy seriously isn't wired right.



Ahem ..












3 days..



http://sportige.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Steven-Gerrard.jpg

guess SH*t happens

:lol @ surrounded by tissues

Op you deserve a pat on the back for finding this ...oh wait..sorry....I was just trying to lift the mood.

looks just like one of those...bankers!

Why does he keep going back to the same place to to his banking?

He was in the s*** when the police found him!

skellysgirl

Why does he keep going back to the same place to to his banking?



it's the sexiest spot!

Original Poster Mod & Ed

dontasciime

:lol @ surrounded by tissuesOp you deserve a pat on the back for finding … :lol @ surrounded by tissuesOp you deserve a pat on the back for finding this ...oh wait..sorry....I was just trying to lift the mood.



the tissues bit cracked us up, obviously he has some standards

DangerGod

Ahem ..3 days..



Looking forward to it mate, Liverpool 0 - 2 Utd

wishihadadonkey

the tissues bit cracked us up, obviously he has some standards



I thought that was amusing too.

I got a load of virus warning pages come up when I clicked on the link, looked like spam.

Sloth/Mod

chalkysoil

I got a load of virus warning pages come up when I clicked on the link, … I got a load of virus warning pages come up when I clicked on the link, looked like spam.



No, that's an issue with your antivirus...........the link is just to a local newspaper.

lol @ "He has masturbated in a muck spreader"

There's nowt so queer as folk!

Reminds me of the ones who "do it" with cars and bridges, what's that all about.

tinkerbell28

LOL, I'm trying to imagine the scene........not sure why oO



Ooooh don't do it, noooooooo, must not think about it

If he enjoys it that much, why don't he ask to buy some of the poop and put it in his bath and do it at home!?

midjet666

If he enjoys it that much, why don't he ask to buy some of the poop and … If he enjoys it that much, why don't he ask to buy some of the poop and put it in his bath and do it at home!?



You're thinking toooo much about it X)

Sloth/Mod

Rhianne

lol @ "He has masturbated in a muck spreader"



Haven't we all?!??! oO

I thought pancake day was next Tuesday.

Syzable

Haven't we all?!??! oO



its not nice to refer to the missus as a muck spreader, shame on you

How bizarre! But major sad that it was a child who found him

Banned

I bet the cow didn't feel a thing....... Oh wait!

There are a lot of websites dedicated to people who like it "messy", whether it be food, mud whatever. Each to their own, no harm done. However, manure is a bit far, and can be categorised in the same weird section as sh!tting and p!ssing
Edited by: "peodude" 3rd Mar 2011

peodude

There are a lot of websites dedicated to people who like it "messy", … There are a lot of websites dedicated to people who like it "messy", whether it be food, mud whatever. Each to their own, no harm done. However, manure is a bit far, and can be categorised in the same weird section as sh!tting and p!ssing



Do you live in Cornwall?

I don't, no. And i agree rolling in manure is weird. Plus, this bloke wasn't just that, maybe even a little mental.

His previous convictions included arson, burglary and harassment, and he … His previous convictions included arson, burglary and harassment, and he had a caution for possession of extreme pornographic images in relation to animals.


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