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    Philosophy of a Lazy Wife

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    I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

    I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

    I don't mind the dust bunnies because ... They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

    I don't disturb cobwebs because I want every creature to have a home of their own.

    I don't Spring Clean because ... I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

    I don't pull weeds in the garden because ... I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

    I don't put things away because ... My husband will never be able to find them again.

    I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ... I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

    I don't iron because ... I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

    I don't stress much on anything because ... "A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!

    REMEMBER . . . .

    A clean house is a sign of a broken computer.

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    That women wouldn't even have a husband so how can she be a wife lol!?

    I like the clean house is a sign of a broken computer.......I'm sitting here thinking I must get the hoover out........blah, blah, blah!!!

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    I like the clean house is a sign of a broken computer.......I'm sitting … I like the clean house is a sign of a broken computer.......I'm sitting here thinking I must get the hoover out........blah, blah, blah!!!


    Hi Suze, I think us girls deserve a break now & then :giggle: I haven't stopped all morning !

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    All good:thumbsup:
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