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    Please help what to write in a card

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    Got a close friend who is really down ATM. I'm thinking of sendin a card to cheer her up but I'm not good at writing things to cheer her up. Please guys could you help me write something which will make her smile/cheer her up

    Cheers all

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    Just write something from the heart .

    What you write will depend on why she is down and other circumstances, tell her what she wants to her, i.e a solution to her recent low. If you got the time get her a card from moonpig or funky pigeon, personalize it. If this doesn't work tell her to FIX UP NAH MAN!

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    Cheer up you miserable cow, there are children starving with a less depressed looking face.

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Your miserable effing face
    Is bringing me down too

    Send her some nudez............sounds like she needs a laugh.

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    she is sad because her parents keep making her get a full time job or she needs to work in the t/a 24/7

    If nothing changed, there'd be no butterflies.

    bben220

    she is sad because her parents keep making her get a full time job or she … she is sad because her parents keep making her get a full time job or she needs to work in the t/a 24/7



    She's sad that she has discovered what being an adult is about?

    Send her a card saying 'Welcome to Life........sort yourself out!!'

    Everyone who is not in full time education should have a full time job!

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    have decided to write funny things like jokes, silly facts which will hopefully make her smile at least. anyone got any silly jokes etc

    bben220

    she is sad because her parents keep making her get a full time job or she … she is sad because her parents keep making her get a full time job or she needs to work in the t/a 24/7



    Can't see this winning much sympathy tbh

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    there are other things as well which are making her sad, not just the job

    So I assume some folks here have some knowledge about your friend. Assuming I am wrong and they're joking, personally I would just send her some flowers with a swift 'thinking of you' note or give her a huge bar of chocolate or a bottle of her favourite wine and just tell her you're thinking of her. Simple is best.

    what's the t/a? Territorial Army?

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    bben220

    have decided to write funny things like jokes, silly facts which will … have decided to write funny things like jokes, silly facts which will hopefully make her smile at least. anyone got any silly jokes etc



    Yeah,her.

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    ty banana79 for your suggestion. only problem i have is i would have to send through the post as i live quite far from her.

    joesmum

    what's the t/a? Territorial Army?



    same question here mate.

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    DangerGod

    Yeah,her.




    if you cant help me please keep quiet

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    t/a = take away

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    bben220

    ty banana79 for your suggestion. only problem i have is i would have to … ty banana79 for your suggestion. only problem i have is i would have to send through the post as i live quite far from her.



    Is she JUST a friend? Why not just email her?

    Or are you wanting to make a good impression,wanting a relationship or sex etc..?

    Mod & Ed

    send her a bunch of flowers - online places like bunches or flying flowers will allow you to add a personal message, and costs start @ around £10, they deliver them by 1st class post

    I heard that you were sad today
    so lets try and chase those blues away

    we can wrap them up and say goodbye
    tie them to a balloon and see them fly

    we can squash them up in a box
    and secure that box with lots and lots of locks

    I really don't want to see you blue
    so anything to help i'll do for you

    we can frighten the blues with a big fat smile
    see those duldrums run a mile

    the thing sadness likes least of all
    is being kicked far away like a ball

    so come on friend, dont be glum
    p.s so & so (

    dj would probably do better though



    Edited by: "michelleleemoo" 21st Jun 2011

    Try this on the front of the card

    http://www.fuel-my-motivation.com/image-files/employee-modays.gif

    And this inside the card

    http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/9/10/b9752e11-65d7-40fe-b544-06bd651357ae.jpg

    And this on the back

    http://blogs.webtrends.com/files/2010/12/specialreports_2edb.alan-sugar-you-are-fired.jpg
    Edited by: "simplex" 21st Jun 2011

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    bben220

    have decided to write funny things like jokes, silly facts which will … have decided to write funny things like jokes, silly facts which will hopefully make her smile at least. anyone got any silly jokes etc


    If I received a card out of the blue from someone that had jokes or funny facts inside, I would think they were weird and I would avoid them like the plague. I would try something else.

    Dear Friend,

    Cheer Up,

    Lots of Love bben220 x



    /thread.

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    solarforce

    TeIf I received a card out of the blue from someone that had jokes or … TeIf I received a card out of the blue from someone that had jokes or funny facts inside, I would think they were weird and I would avoid them like the plague. I would try something else.




    thank u for ur input but your not my friend so you wouldnt know if she would like or not.

    Try sellotaping a razorblade to the inside of the card, always good for a laugh!

    Your down in the dumps,
    It's a matter of fact,
    You need to cheer up,
    You miserable t**t...
    Edited by: "ChrisUK" 21st Jun 2011

    Lol @ takeaway!

    benny boy, she just a friend,or you wanting more than that?

    Im assuming you're a male.

    second Q: is she asian?

    3rd question:you asian?


    I have dabbled in the asian market so might be of assistance.......LOL
    Edited by: "EN1GMA" 21st Jun 2011

    EN1GMA

    benny boy, she just a friend,or you wanting more than that?Im assuming … benny boy, she just a friend,or you wanting more than that?Im assuming you're a male.second Q: is she asian?3rd question:you asian?I have dabbled in the asian market so might be of assistance.......LOL




    wtf!

    Along with the pictures, this inside the card

    I hope your well, I hope your good,
    writing this is hard but so is my wood
    I know what i write is really really daft,
    I hope you smiled and i hope you laughed
    when you saw my skill and saw my craft
    I hope to convince you to ride on my lovely love shaft.

    Yours Hopefully BIGBEN 220mm



    wow op's going to need cheering up after you lot have done hahaha

    Wihad and michelleemoo's suggestions are fab, bunches.co.uk do gorgeous flowers with free chocs. Laso and 'tulip' for 10% off! A lady will always appreciate that, and ignore all th numpty on here trying to get a cheap laugh. I'm sure a lot of them can acheive that at home with a mirror.

    Best wishes.

    X.

    How old are you op?

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    sancho1983

    How old are you op?



    what has age got to do with this?

    bben220

    what has age got to do with this?



    incase you're a 50 year old writing a card to your 'friend' who is 13.

    this site doesn't offer grooming tips.
    Edited by: "numptyj" 21st Jun 2011

    numptyj

    incase you're a 50 year old writing a card to your 'friend' who is … incase you're a 50 year old writing a card to your 'friend' who is 13.this site doesnt offer grooming tips.



    classic!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL


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    numptyj

    incase you're a 50 year old writing a card to your 'friend' who is … incase you're a 50 year old writing a card to your 'friend' who is 13.this site doesn't offer grooming tips.


    There once was an old man on misc
    Who thought he would take a risk
    He asked for advice
    On how to be nice
    Now the cops have seized his hard disk

    Seriously though OP, if you don't know what to write, keep it simple. She'll just be happy to know you're thinking of her.

    As some above have alread stated....... Give her a K I S S

    Keep
    It
    Stupidly
    Simple

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