Please, I need some advice

    I have suspected for some time now that my wife Pauline has been cheating
    on me, there are the usual signs, the phone rings but if I answer, the
    caller hangs up.

    She has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask
    their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know
    them." I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I
    usually fall asleep.

    Anyway, I have never broached the subject with her. I think deep down, I
    just didn't want to know the truth. But last night she went out again and I
    decided to really check on her.

    Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I
    could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a
    night out with "the girls".

    It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I noticed that the
    graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline crack right by the
    club head. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to
    the pro shop where I bought it?


    Funny joke - you avatar picture is horrid though !!!!!!

    OMG what a wind up go on with the cheating much better ;-)

    Original Poster


    Funny joke - you avatar picture is horrid though !!!!!!

    whats wrong with it?


    whats wrong with it?

    Arrrrrrggggghhhh, I will have nightmares now :-D

    lol, i thought this was a serious post at first


    lol, i thought this was a serious post at first

    so did i!! lol

    I'm almost certain that you would make a complete mess of it by yourself.

    lol typical man

    Lmao !

    is your avatar a picture of your wife i caught my wife cheating with the milkman i showed her though i cancelled the milk

    Hahahahaha that was funny!

    You should definitely take it back to the shop.
    Graphite is far too difficult for a home repair.

    It should be covered by a lifetime guarantee, if it's a half decent club.:thumbsup:

    Oh... and if I was you I'd ignore the wife's little indescretion...If you confront her she'll probably stop doing your washing and cooking.. and you can say goodbye to any bedroom extras....

    At least that's what happened when My OH found out about my secretary! :whistling:

    god you nearly had me !

    Brilliant. Rep on its way.

    :roll: lol hahaha


    I know that this is going to sound stupid, but.....

    I dont get it!.

    this was excellent

    He he he very good! :-D

    i dont like golf
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