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    Police quiz boy, 13, over assault with marshmallow

    COPS quizzed a boy of 13 over an "assault" on another lad - with a MARSHMALLOW.
    Officers swooped on Nathan Watch's school in Torpoint, Cornwall, after a sweet thrown by larking kids hit the lad.

    Nathan's dad Nigel called the probe "pathetic".

    He told how he was called by the school to tell him his son was being accused of "common assault" - and would be quizzed as it had become a "police matter".

    Read more... thesun.co.uk/sol…tml

    12 Comments

    Original Poster

    Banned

    yeah its april fools day.. i get it.

    Peace and harmony and wonderful politeness on HUKD!!!!












    Gotcha !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Original Poster

    think this is one
    Anti-ageing pill being developed by scientists

    An anti-ageing wonder pill that could keep wrinkles at bay is being developed by scientists.
    It will use antioxidants found in fruit, vegetables, red w­ine and green tea – which block sun damage to skin cells. The key aim is to prevent skin cancer but it would also keep skin young.
    Research head Prof Mark Birch-Machin, of Newcastle University, said: “The antioxidants would enable the body to repair damaged cells and help protect against cancer and wrinkles.”


    Read more: mirror.co.uk/new…80/

    groupon.co.uk/dea…eal

    Today’s deal:
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    onlyme23

    [url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.groupon.co.uk%2Fdeals%2Fnational-deal]http://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/national-deal[/url]Today’s deal:Two Tickets to the Royal Wedding for £8, includes Entry to the After-Party and a Glass of House Wine Each at Westminster Abbey (Value £1200)




    Awwww shame its Sold Out now

    Original Poster

    onlyme23

    [url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.groupon.co.uk%2Fdeals%2Fnational-deal]http://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/national-deal[/url]Today’s deal:Two Tickets to the Royal Wedding for £8, includes Entry to the After-Party and a Glass of House Wine Each at Westminster Abbey (Value £1200)



    lol, that one got removed from deals

    This has got to be an April Fool

    Woman addicted to eating her sofa !!!

    thesun.co.uk/sol…tml

    Banned

    KazzyD

    This has got to be an April FoolWoman addicted to eating her sofa … This has got to be an April FoolWoman addicted to eating her sofa !!![url=http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3502269/Mums-suite-tooth-is-killing-her.html]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3502269/Mums-suite-tooth-is-killing-her.html[/url]



    i dont think the whole april fool thing really works with the sun, i see these kind of stories all year round on there if im honest

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    Made from the equivalent of two hundred red-top tabloids, the Re-Cycle is light, easy to carry and simple to assemble. In the time it would take you to flag down a cab, just follow the step-by-step instructions* to pop, fold, score and tear the pieces you need to assemble your bike in a flash. No glue, tape or staples required.

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    Edited by: "KazzyD" 1st Apr 2011

    Nathan's dad Nigel called the probe "pathetic".



    Probing someone with a marshmallow? I can see how that might have ended badly...

    I think the sofa woman is real.
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