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    Ponder the imponderables...............

    Ponder on these imponderables for a minute:-

    1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
    does he become disoriented?

    2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
    Holland called Holes?

    3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

    5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

    8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
    who drives a racing car not called a racist?

    9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

    10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

    11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

    12. 'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.

    Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

    13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
    that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
    models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

    14. What hair colour do they put on the driver's licences of bald men?

    15. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
    spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?


    16. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
    are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
    pictures on the postage stamps so the postmen can look for them while
    they deliver the mail?

    17. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive

    18. No one ever says, 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.

    19. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
    little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

    20. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
    section in a swimming pool?

    22. OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the 'Jags' and
    the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the 'Bucs,' what does that make
    the Tennessee Titans?

    23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea, does that mean that one
    enjoys it?


    24. Why if you send something by road it is called a shipment, but when
    you send it by sea it is called cargo?

    25. If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365
    days a year, why are there locks on the door?

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    If a convenience store is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365
    days a year, why are there locks on the door?

    They always lock it when they see me coming :w00t:

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    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    Adultery is great whilst you are doing it but not so great living with your conscience or being found out :?

    Banned

    You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive

    Or find this forum :w00t:

    nice one..!

    Why do Doctors practice???

    I really would rather they got it right!!!

    what colour do Smurf's go when they're feeling down?

    2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people fromHolland … 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people fromHolland called Holes?



    somw of them are called 'holes.:whistling:
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