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    I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people
    die of natural causes.

    Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
    weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
    ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

    The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
    replacement.

    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway..

    Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
    about seeing UFOs like they used to?

    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.. Now the world
    is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

    How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
    whole box to start a campfire?

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll
    squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?'

    Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat
    the next thing that comes outta its butt.'

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's
    going to look up there anyway?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    But Most Of All, Remember!

    A Good Friend Is Like A Good Bra. Hard to Find, Supportive,
    Comfortable, And Always Close To Your Heart!

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    i personally don't eat chicken poo, i prefer eggs

    lol very clever.. nice list.

    what does this mean?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?


    i assume this is an American thing?

    PapaSmurf;2990819

    what does this mean?If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a … what does this mean?If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? i assume this is an American thing?



    youtube.com/wat…Qck

    cool! x
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