Populate Earth

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.One day, God and Adam were walking in the Garden of Eden. God told Adam that it was time to populate the Earth.

"Adam, you can start by kissing Eve."

"Lord, what is a kiss?" asked Adam.

God explained, and then Adam took Eve behind the bush and kissed her.

A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord! That was great! What's next?"

"Adam, I now want you to caress Eve."

"Lord, what is caress?" asked Adam.

God explained, then Adam took Eve behind the bush and caressed her.


A little while later, Adam returned with a big smile and said, "Lord that was even better than a kiss! What's next?"

"Here is what gets the deed done. I now want you to make love to Eve."

"Lord, what is make love?" asked Adam.

God explained, then Adam took Eve behind the bush.

A few seconds later, Adam returned and asked, "Lord, what is a headache?"

9 Comments

LOL, typical.Good joke :-D

Hmmm... Why not just say it like this?
A guy was making love to a woman and once done he had a really bad headache.

badmanmeow;2342117

Hmmm... Why not just say it like this?A guy was making love to a woman … Hmmm... Why not just say it like this?A guy was making love to a woman and once done he had a really bad headache.



because that's not what it means :thumbsup:

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badmanmeow;2342117

Hmmm... Why not just say it like this?A guy was making love to a woman … Hmmm... Why not just say it like this?A guy was making love to a woman and once done he had a really bad headache.



Hmmm... Why not just say it like this?

"I don't get the joke."

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JDeal;2342145

Hmmm... Why not just say it like this?"I don't get the joke."



lol :lol: he's obviously never lived with a woman

lumoruk;2342192

lol :lol: he's obviously never lived with a woman



maybe he hasnt lived with a woman who hasnt given him the 'headache' excuse ...

Original Poster

maybe he is still a virgin ? :giggle:

nice joke

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kippy;2342391

maybe he hasnt lived with a woman who hasnt given him the 'headache' … maybe he hasnt lived with a woman who hasnt given him the 'headache' excuse ...



got me there ;-)
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