Postman Pats last day on the job ---joke

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Found 26th May 2008
It was Postman Pats last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same area.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for £500.

At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an 18- carat gold box.

The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house a blonde in her lingerie met him at the door. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: bacon, eggs, tomatoes, sausage, mushrooms, and freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring, he noticed a £5 note sticking out from under the cups bottom edge. All this was just too wonderful for words, he said, but whats the £5 for?

Well, said the dumb blonde, last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, F-k him. Give him a fiver.

She smiled shyly and said, The breakfast was my idea.

16 Comments

lol
what about Jess?

Banned

Very good :-D

lol i heard this before but in diff way lol

This Postman Pat vid always makes me laugh :

Beware contains : SWEARING !!

ie.youtube.com/wat…2sY

Mecoconuts;2182619

This Postman Pat vid always makes me laugh :Beware contains : SWEARING … This Postman Pat vid always makes me laugh :Beware contains : SWEARING !!http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=pKYyPuuC2sY



LMAO

love it lol :giggle::giggle:

Mecoconuts;2182619

This Postman Pat vid always makes me laugh :Beware contains : SWEARING … This Postman Pat vid always makes me laugh :Beware contains : SWEARING !!http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=pKYyPuuC2sY



"I've dropped your giro..."

HAHAHAHA Lol! Classic!

lol i like it!

what do you call postman pat after he retires? :?

pat?!

Banned

stufai;2183399

pat?!



No! Pat is his surname!

Like it.



He he he very good :-D

love it!:thumbsup:

JDeal;2183407

No! Pat is his surname!



Postman Pat is a British stop-motion animated children's television series produced by Woodland Animations.

It is aimed at pre-school children, and concerns the adventures of Pat Clifton, a postman in the fictional village of Greendale (inspired by the real valley of Longsleddale in Cumbria).[1]

en.wikipedia.org/wik…Pat

:whistling:

Boro pat's the best!!! you tube it!!
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