Postman's last day

The postman rings the doorbell and the woman opens the door wearing a very short and see-through nightie.


She invites him in and takes him upstairs where she makes passionate love to him before getting up and bringing him a cup of tea.


Later as he is leaving she gives him £10.


The husband comes home from work and sees the postman coming out of the house with a huge smile on his face.


He asks his wife, Why is he looking so happy?


The wife says, Remember I told you last night it was the postmans last day?


Not really said the husband.


Do you remember what you said? Asks the wife


Not really


Well I asked what to do since it was the postmans last day and you said


F*** him, give him a cup of tea and a tenner.

5 Comments

meh, lame re-worded version of the blonde and the dustbin men at christmas joke!

:giggle:

the 90ies called
they want there joke back

bigbob909;2339467

the 90ies called they want there joke back



Now THAT is funny :thumbsup:

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