Predictive Text Messaging Shot/Riot/Pint

Found 10th Aug 2009
Just thought I had to share this with someone...

Ever typed pint into a predictive text messaging phone and had to skip past shot & riot whilst thinking... 'who would send a text message after being shot?' etc...

Well thanks to my good lady I can confirm that it does have its uses! After being sent home from work early on Saturday she interupts the football by sending a gem of a message...

"Been sent home early. Caught in the middle of a riot, can you suggest alternative way to tram stop? police barricading the road..."

Excellent!

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Muff is another good one, try txting that one!

and SMIRNOFF

I once sent what was supposed to be a raunchy text but sent "I want to kick your puppy xx" instead, I'll leave what it was supposed to be to your skills at sleuthing.

Edit: to make matters worse she had just got a pup too.

When I use predictive text and type in my name.... after the first four letters... My name is Jonathan...
so after "Jona" it says...."knob"......
Not happy about that...
Wonder what everybody elses name says before completion?

[QUOTE=ilovepink;5984390]Muff is another good one, try txting that one!

and SMIRNOFF

HAHA...won't spoil it for others :w00t:

**** = Rich
Hand = Game

seriously thats a swear word?!?!?!?:?

harlzter;5984395

I once sent what was supposed to be a raunchy text but sent "I want to … I once sent what was supposed to be a raunchy text but sent "I want to kick your puppy xx" instead, I'll leave what it was supposed to be to your skills at sleuthing.Edit: to make matters worse she had just got a pup too.



:w00t::w00t: i lol'ed soo hard

jonb2412;5984396

When I use predictive text and type in my name.... after the first four … When I use predictive text and type in my name.... after the first four letters... My name is Jonathan... so after "Jona" it says...."knob"...... Not happy about that... Wonder what everybody elses name says before completion?



:lol:

I texted my sis and said "I am on my way just stuck in a massive steve"!!! - should have been queue

LOL! OH just asked me who I was texting, told him what I was doing and he just tutted and rolled his eyes!

Try 'puffs'

bitseylango;5984448

LOL! OH just asked me who I was texting, told him what I was doing and he … LOL! OH just asked me who I was texting, told him what I was doing and he just tutted and rolled his eyes!



:lol:

ilovepink;5984450

Try 'puffs'



lol! stop it.........he keeps tutting, sounds like bloody skippy :-D

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harlzter;5984395

I once sent what was supposed to be a raunchy text but sent "I want to … I once sent what was supposed to be a raunchy text but sent "I want to kick your puppy xx" instead, I'll leave what it was supposed to be to your skills at sleuthing.Edit: to make matters worse she had just got a pup too.



:w00t: thats brilliant!

i missing out on the fun :cry: i cant work predictive texts it took me severall attemps to get knob after jona :lol: i tries to type smirnoff and i got stuff like smjnaignddlll

[QUOTE=ilovepink;5984450]Try 'puffs'


ROFL.... :w00t:

nikkib123;5984497

Hahaha it does as well - poor you :-D



Usually I just stop texting at that moment... realising my life just isn't worth it... :oops:

:p:w00t::thumbsup:

even better on google they have predictive text also type in

can i get ai

and thats it nothing else ha ha ha ha ha how funny

ilovepink;5984560

even better on google they have predictive text also type incan i get … even better on google they have predictive text also type incan i get aiand thats it nothing else ha ha ha ha ha how funny



ye ive seen tht one :lol:

go to googles homepage and type in

"French military victories"

and hit i'm feeling lucky

micoo;5984577

ye ive seen tht one :lol:go to googles homepage and type in "French … ye ive seen tht one :lol:go to googles homepage and type in "French military victories"and hit i'm feeling lucky



Is Google English or something? A forum by the pub landlord?

pmsl :thumbsup:

micoo;5984577

ye ive seen tht one :lol:go to googles homepage and type in "French … ye ive seen tht one :lol:go to googles homepage and type in "French military victories"and hit i'm feeling lucky




do
find chuck norris
then im feeling lucky

For some reason i was typeing in 'how to get' into google at school for some sort of project.

Type it in and see what comes up, we all spent the rest of the lesson looking for stupid predictions.

And the last one on 'how to find a p'

:giggle:

the chuck norris one is sooooooooo funny! repped you lady! ..........well I would if I could but i gotta spread it around a bit more

ilovepink;5984630

do find chuck norristhen im feeling lucky



ye ive dont tht one before :lol:

the miserable failure dont work no more

ilovepink;5984675

the miserable failure dont work no more



it was hilarious :lol:
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