Present for a mates birthday on saturday

can anyone think of a really funny / stupid gift to get my czech mate for his birthday, for under a tenner. and somewhere where i can reserve and pick up or a high street shop so i can have it for saturday! ive been racking my brains and just cant think of anything! thanks!

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gentlemans ballscratcher?

a dead dog in a box.

emasu;2158389

gentlemans ballscratcher?



Seems like a good idea lol!!:thumbsup:

Blow up doll?

Banned

some better mates than you? :whistling:

A shot glass chess set, after all he is your czech mate!

black gerbil1;2158400

a dead dog in a box.



you really have lost it.

How about some latex peephole briefs, latex pants with a dildo attached to the front, a dong or a ***** enlarger? They are all brand new and sealed. Could always post tomorrow with next day delivery.
These items are all listed on my Items of an adult nature thread, click on my username to see it.

give him a cheque for tenner :O

Banned

4241mackay;2158479

give him a cheque for tenner :O



He wants something under a tenner!

lol! lmao, oh yh, i didnt see that bit :O lol 9.99 then

ettam123;2158605

what about one off these … what about one off these http://www.geniegadgets.com/gadgets_uk/borat-mankini.html?utm_source=Google%2BLatitude&utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=borat%2Bswimwear



DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK ITS HIDEOUS!!! MANKINI!!

How about getting him a cd from woolworths and getting the free Indiana Jones watch as well when spending £10
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