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    Priceless Man

    Dave wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

    He sits up and sees his clothes in front of him, all clean and ironed. Dave looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.

    So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the cooker, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

    His son is also at the table, eating. Dave asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

    His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

    Confused, Dave asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

    His son replies, "Oh, that! Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

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    Haha - stamp of approval from me. :thumbsup:

    I like that!! But she more of a wife than I am! If I hear hubby come in drunk I stay in bed trying to fall back asleep before he comes up and starts his annoying snore!!!

    well that makes a change from the usual rude jokes, this one not as funny though, but nicer!
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