Proper chav drinks

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Found 1st Nov 2011
What drinks do you consider chavy/related to a chav?
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Tennents Super.

[img]mysupermarket.co.uk/Ima…jpg?ts=633851753184[/img]

Our house mates had a housing warming party about a year ago and some of the guests left a few cans of tennents around. We kind of forgot about the cans for a few months then discovered them again. One of the guys found a can of the stuff and was like 9% WTF.



Energy drinks.
http://www.templewines.co.uk/images/Blowup_JPG_IMAGES/wines/blossom_hill_range_small_wines.jpg
^^^^ Love the idea you can sell a wine with a label stating it is a 'Soft and Fruity Californian Red'

Grape maybe? How about the vintage?
Edited by: "JonnyTwoToes" 1st Nov 2011
White Lightning or 20/20
wkd, malibu
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3004/3008044922_3cd03cc173.jpg
should ask emmalampkin what she drinks?
http://www.iamintheuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/lambrini.jpg
Chavs can't read.
They should replace the 'Please Drink Responsibly' warning with this image:

http://thankheavenforbeer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/beer-down-the-drain.jpg
wishihadadonkey

wkd, malibu



dont know about others, but i wouldnt class that as a chav drink.

(maybe im being biased because i like malibu X))
dataload

should ask emmalampkin what she drinks?



http://www.renaebair.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/bitchy.jpg
20/20
Fosters
Tesco Value Vodka
Blue wkd
VK
skol
tennants
lambrini



Edited by: "Smeaton1724" 1st Nov 2011
http://www.maisiefantaisie.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dom-perignon.jpg
DangerGod

dont know about others, but i wouldnt class that as a chav drink.(maybe … dont know about others, but i wouldnt class that as a chav drink.(maybe im being biased because i like malibu X))



But you're a man aren't you?

Edited by: "JonnyTwoToes" 1st Nov 2011
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2010/01/Binge_drinking_1363279c.jpg
JonnyTwoToes

But you're a man aren't you?



Yes. is it gay to like coconut and rum?
Buckfast or Lambrini

Edit: oh how could I forget MD 20/20
Edited by: "livingthelife07" 1st Nov 2011
tinkerbell28

Carling.



Lets establish something Carling normal or premier?
Round here its cans of heinekin and carlsberg bottles or at least they are the empties that end up all over the kids play area.
DangerGod

dont know about others, but i wouldnt class that as a chav drink.(maybe … dont know about others, but i wouldnt class that as a chav drink.(maybe im being biased because i like malibu X))




tbh I quite like it too, maybe I'm a 40 something closet chav
livingthelife07

Buckfast or Lambrini Edit: oh how could I forget MD 20/20



can you remember thunderbird fortified wine though?
Stella!! Theres a reason it's known as wifebeater
Chav Dinner Party menu
As guests arrive serve them glass of chilled lambrini and take their coats. You're supposed to give the coats back at the end of the night but nowt wrong with getting the kids to hawk through the pockets later.

Starter:

Prawn cocktail flavour crisps.

Main course:

Choice of mini hot dogs or fray bentos pie

Served with a medly of fresh vegetables: smiley faces, chips and beans.

Suggested wine: white lightening

Pudding:

Ice cream from the mr whippy van with optional raspberry sauce and sprinkles. For a posher dessert witout the cost buy some cheap own-brand value icecream and crush some biscuits up and mix it in.

Suggested dessert wine: Thunderbird red.


Smack head drink of choice.
http://www.lastorders.com/store_images/products/1281_lg.gif

And Lambert and Butler, for afters.

wishihadadonkey

Chav Dinner Party menuAs guests arrive serve them glass of chilled … Chav Dinner Party menuAs guests arrive serve them glass of chilled lambrini and take their coats. You're supposed to give the coats back at the end of the night but nowt wrong with getting the kids to hawk through the pockets later.Starter:Prawn cocktail flavour crisps.Main course:Choice of mini hot dogs or fray bentos pieServed with a medly of fresh vegetables: smiley faces, chips and beans.Suggested wine: white lighteningPudding:Ice cream from the mr whippy van with optional raspberry sauce and sprinkles. For a posher dessert witout the cost buy some cheap own-brand value icecream and crush some biscuits up and mix it in.Suggested dessert wine: Thunderbird red.


DangerGod

Yes. is it gay to like coconut and rum?



It's not straight, put it that way.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cmO_OFtADC0/TBTcKRHUPEI/AAAAAAAAAYU/1LadT6Ae3s8/s320/BacardiBreezer01.2.JPG
'snakebite' -

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k292/munnski/snakebite.jpg
Anyone remember Hooch?
http://www.museumoflondon.org.uk/museumoflondon/images/microsites/derivatives//exploring/174/mid/99_139_6.jpg
hooch is crazy
I remember Hooch X)
Hooch was the original alcopop that spawned a plethora of variants tended to be drank by female students when I lived in oxford
http://www.ghettowine.com/pics/maddog/maddog.jpg
munnski

'snakebite' -



That's not snakebite that's Diesel...well up north anyway.

You know your in a fine establishment when you ask the barmaid for diesel. 1/2 pint fosters, 1/2 pint cider and a nice shot of raspberry!

That's usually served in places that play this kind of music:
youtube.com/wat…AX4

Edited by: "Smeaton1724" 1st Nov 2011
munnski

'snakebite' -


Snakebite's for girls, real men drink dogbite. (Half Newcastle brown ale, half scrumpy jack)
wishihadadonkey

Chav Dinner Party menuAs guests arrive serve them glass of chilled … Chav Dinner Party menuAs guests arrive serve them glass of chilled lambrini and take their coats. You're supposed to give the coats back at the end of the night but nowt wrong with getting the kids to hawk through the pockets later.Starter:Prawn cocktail flavour crisps.Main course:Choice of mini hot dogs or fray bentos pieServed with a medly of fresh vegetables: smiley faces, chips and beans.Suggested wine: white lighteningPudding:Ice cream from the mr whippy van with optional raspberry sauce and sprinkles. For a posher dessert witout the cost buy some cheap own-brand value icecream and crush some biscuits up and mix it in.Suggested dessert wine: Thunderbird red.



and iceland party food range
What's the one with half smirnoff ice and half lager?
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