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    Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit - NEW only £1million

    Don't let this unbelievable bargain pass you by.

    Reduced to only £1,175,000

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    Learn from the mammoth mistakes of your past and dont let a lack of subtlety be your downfall. The Proporta Elephant Camouflage Kit uses our patented Clear Blue Sky Disappearing Technology to help you literally vanish into thin air, evading dangerous predators, tourists and boring guests at tea and bun parties.

    Monsoon-tested waterproof blue and white paint (also available in jungle green)*
    Includes masking tape (40 metres)
    Ideal for eavesdropping on rhinos
    * Dont be tempted by rival products which use cheaper, water-based paint and can be fatal in crouching-tiger-heavy-rain scenarios.

    Buy now and get a currant bun absolutely free!

    Extinction Avoidance from Proporta

    Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. - George Santayana.

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    10 Comments

    Very drole...

    Which sad person expired this?

    An absolutely incredible deal. I have been looking for something like this to allow me to evade the missus at washing-up time!

    Whoever expired this has a serious Sense of Humour Problem. :x

    Still available...voted hot:-D

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    renard;4084812

    Which sad person expired this?An absolutely incredible deal. I have been … Which sad person expired this?An absolutely incredible deal. I have been looking for something like this to allow me to evade the missus at washing-up time!Whoever expired this has a serious Sense of Humour Problem. :x



    I want one.

    I want to vote hot.

    Can anyone find this cheaper anywhere??? No, of course not.

    So whoever expired this....SHAME on you:x:p

    Original Poster

    I can't believe they expired this bargain:

    proporta.com/F02…des

    I bet if you paid proporta they would [email protected] well make it!

    Can you buy an elepant disguise for cheaper elsewhere?

    You people have a very simple sense of humour.

    Ignorant Pom;4085056

    You people have a very simple sense of humour.



    Guilty!!

    But at least I know how to spell "droll" - unlike you (see your post above) . :-D

    renard;4093295

    Guilty!!But at least I know how to spell "droll" - unlike you (see your … Guilty!!But at least I know how to spell "droll" - unlike you (see your post above) . :-D



    S******......

    Why can't I say S N I G G E R? Oh; I see..............:thinking:
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