proposed £15 porn licence legislation coming soon

45 replies
Found 8th May
http://www.fudzilla.com/news/43582-uk-about-to-go-mental-with-internet-laws

Best to download all your needs before the new law comes in.

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moneysavingkitten

Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a … Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a porn licence and the world ends!I mock, but I don't think I want to live in a country with such stupid laws. What do I have to do to get deported. Is it still being deported if you were born here?



They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy licence.

Silly system.

Tories trying to sweep in Draconian laws under the carpet whilst waving a British flag so they must be for the good of the people.

About time most of you lot got out from under your rocks and started to open your eyes to how oppressive and dictator like a vote for the Tories would leave this country.

Next the Tories will be telling us we're at war with Eurasia........

Original Poster

I can't wait for deals on HUKD where you get the licence for 10p from the Post Office online.
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makes sense.

Tories trying to sweep in Draconian laws under the carpet whilst waving a British flag so they must be for the good of the people.

About time most of you lot got out from under your rocks and started to open your eyes to how oppressive and dictator like a vote for the Tories would leave this country.

£15 for a porn license!! Wow do I get to pick the name I want .... best get thinking... :P

m4rky2011

£15 for a porn license!! Wow do I get to pick the name I want .... best … £15 for a porn license!! Wow do I get to pick the name I want .... best get thinking... :P



​Willy Basher.....

Mike Hunt

Guess my arm muscles won't be so toned!

Great idea.Drive people towards the dark net where where normal porn is mixed with sick stuff.

Original Poster

I can't wait for deals on HUKD where you get the licence for 10p from the Post Office online.

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mrman007

Guess my arm muscles won't be so toned!


You just have to exercise them more often through the day ... in short burst & more often.

Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a porn licence and the world ends!

I mock, but I don't think I want to live in a country with such stupid laws. What do I have to do to get deported. Is it still being deported if you were born here?

Next the Tories will be telling us we're at war with Eurasia........

Original Poster

moneysavingkitten

Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a … Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a porn licence and the world ends!I mock, but I don't think I want to live in a country with such stupid laws. What do I have to do to get deported. Is it still being deported if you were born here?


How many people do you know encrypt their phone/tablet if it wasn't on by default?
People will 'research' porn but not encryption.

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freakstyler

Next the Tories will be telling us we're at war with Eurasia........


I don't think it's a Tories or Labour thing ... It's the Security Services power grab.
It wasn't that much better under Blair.

moneysavingkitten

Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a … Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a porn licence and the world ends!I mock, but I don't think I want to live in a country with such stupid laws. What do I have to do to get deported. Is it still being deported if you were born here?



They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy licence.

Silly system.

freakstyler

Next the Tories will be telling us we're at war with Eurasia........



Thats daft, everyone knows we are at war with Eastasia and always have been.

fanpages

They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy … They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy licence.Silly system.



Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a licence to view it?

moneysavingkitten

Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a … Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a porn licence and the world ends!I mock, but I don't think I want to live in a country with such stupid laws. What do I have to do to get deported. Is it still being deported if you were born here?

fanpages

They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy … They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy licence.Silly system.

moneysavingkitten

Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a … Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a licence to view it?



Hmmm... interesting angle. I would like to look into it more closely.

moneysavingkitten

Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a … Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a porn licence and the world ends!I mock, but I don't think I want to live in a country with such stupid laws. What do I have to do to get deported. Is it still being deported if you were born here?

fanpages

They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy … They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy licence.Silly system.

moneysavingkitten

Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a … Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a licence to view it?



Think I'd better make the most of it, while the pussy is still free!

https://c1.staticflickr.com/2/1671/24152953062_2d54737962_n.jpg
Edited by: "MSK." 8th May

Define porn?

Graham1979

Define porn?


Not likely! I've been suspended for much less. oO

I wonder how they'll enforce this, will circumventing the porn licence be considered a crime triggering a visit from the NCA Party Van?

Yet people will still vote the oppressive tories

moneysavingkitten

Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for … Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a porn licence and the world ends!I mock, but I don't think I want to live in a country with such stupid laws. What do I have to do to get deported. Is it still being deported if you were born here?

fanpages

They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy … They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy licence.Silly system.

moneysavingkitten

Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing … Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a licence to view it?


Pussy Galore

g1bbuk

Great idea.Drive people towards the dark net where where normal porn is … Great idea.Drive people towards the dark net where where normal porn is mixed with sick stuff.



Said like a man with some serious experience :P

youtu.be/_ZT…=49

It won't be soon

Edited by: "Bure11" 8th May

moneysavingkitten

Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a … Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a porn licence and the world ends!I mock, but I don't think I want to live in a country with such stupid laws. What do I have to do to get deported. Is it still being deported if you were born here?


What do I have to do to get deported


Tell someone you were not born here.

Is it still being deported if you were born here?


Yes.

WTF!!!!!! I would be too embarrassed to register at the post office!

I will have to move abroad if this happens.

mutley1

WTF!!!!!! I would be too embarrassed to register at the post office!I … WTF!!!!!! I would be too embarrassed to register at the post office!I will have to move abroad if this happens.



I'm sure a nice, angelic girl like you doesn't dabble in such filth.

You will see Deek dragging his ballbag behind him like an elephant after 3 days!

Will I still be permitted to play with my other chess pieces without a licence?

moneysavingkitten

Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a … Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a licence to view it?


Probably dependent on whether it is a Siamese or not.

moneysavingkitten

Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a … Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a porn licence and the world ends!I mock, but I don't think I want to live in a country with such stupid laws. What do I have to do to get deported. Is it still being deported if you were born here?

fanpages

They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy … They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy licence.Silly system.

moneysavingkitten

Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a … Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a licence to view it?

moneysavingkitten

Hmmm... interesting angle. I would like to look into it more closely.



Is there an echo in here?
Edited by: "Oneday77" 9th May

moneysavingkitten

Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for … Outlaw encryption, no one cares. Make you go to the post office for a porn licence and the world ends!I mock, but I don't think I want to live in a country with such stupid laws. What do I have to do to get deported. Is it still being deported if you were born here?

fanpages

They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy … They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy licence.Silly system.

moneysavingkitten

Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing … Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a licence to view it?

moneysavingkitten

Hmmm... interesting angle. I would like to look into it more closely.



Looks like it.

fanpages

Hmmm... interesting angle. I would like to look into it more closely.

moneysavingkitten

Hmmm... interesting angle. I would like to look into it more closely.

Oneday77

Is there an echo in here?



"inb4" exclamations about sausages, high streets, tossing, &/or playing in a cathedral.

fanpages

They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy … They phased out the dog licence, & have now introduced a pussy licence.Silly system.

moneysavingkitten

Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a … Will I need a licence to show people my pussy, as well as them needing a licence to view it?

Oneday77

Probably dependent on whether it is a Siamese or not.



: ) <- Vertical smile

OK... Serious point...

Is this stealth tax going to be like the Congestion Charge?

If you accidentally, for want of a better phrase, come across a porn image in a Google search, for instance, when looking for something unrelated, & you had not previously registered for the licence, would you have to pay the £15.00 within the next 24 hours before a fine was levied?

Would a special Porn Police unit arrive in (brown) plain clothes & an unmarked van in order to take down your particulars?

Also, if you wished an early withdrawal would there be a penalty (shoot-out)?

fanpages

OK... Serious point...Is this stealth tax going to be like the Congestion … OK... Serious point...Is this stealth tax going to be like the Congestion Charge?If you accidentally, for want of a better phrase, come across a porn image in a Google search, for instance, when looking for something unrelated, & you had not previously registered for the licence, would you have to pay the £15.00 within the next 24 hours before a fine was levied?Would a special Porn Police unit arrive in (brown) plain clothes & an unmarked van in order to take down your particulars?Also, if you wished an early withdrawal would there be a penalty (shoot-out)?



Still sounds better than the penalty for accidentally watching a episode of Strictly.

fanpages

OK... Serious point...Is this stealth tax going to be like the Congestion … OK... Serious point...Is this stealth tax going to be like the Congestion Charge?If you accidentally, for want of a better phrase, come across a porn image in a Google search, for instance, when looking for something unrelated, & you had not previously registered for the licence, would you have to pay the £15.00 within the next 24 hours before a fine was levied?Would a special Porn Police unit arrive in (brown) plain clothes & an unmarked van in order to take down your particulars?Also, if you wished an early withdrawal would there be a penalty (shoot-out)?



One thing's for sure, there will be stiff penalties if you get caught without a licence. You could find yourself in a sticky situation.

fanpages

OK... Serious point...Is this stealth tax going to be like the … OK... Serious point...Is this stealth tax going to be like the Congestion Charge?If you accidentally, for want of a better phrase, come across a porn image in a Google search, for instance, when looking for something unrelated, & you had not previously registered for the licence, would you have to pay the £15.00 within the next 24 hours before a fine was levied?Would a special Porn Police unit arrive in (brown) plain clothes & an unmarked van in order to take down your particulars?Also, if you wished an early withdrawal would there be a penalty (shoot-out)?

spoo

One thing's for sure, there will be stiff penalties if you get caught … One thing's for sure, there will be stiff penalties if you get caught without a licence. You could find yourself in a sticky situation.



You may be looking at a long stretch of hard time.

Not being funny, but if Corbyn was suggesting this we'd all be jumping up and down calling him a totalitarian Marxist muppet.

W&nk idea anyway.

A bit of hands on VPN know-how gets you easily (reach) around it...

Edited by: "CaptainSocks" 9th May
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