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    A thought for the day!

    Being British!

    Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
    Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
    Turkish kebab on the way to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American
    shows on a Japanese TV.
    And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.

    Oh and...... Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster
    than an ambulance.

    Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
    the back of the shop to get their prescriptions ,while healthy people
    can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
    and a DIET coke.

    Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
    the counters.

    Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
    drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

    Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
    then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
    want to talk to in the first place.

    Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a
    skating rink.

    27 Comments

    Certainly given me a laugh and something to think about!! :thumbsup:

    Very True Mate!

    http://jj.am/gallery/d/32505-1/LOL.jpg
    nice one

    Made I laugh ! Many thanks

    Brilliant thanks for that.

    Actually if you replace the words : "British" with any nationality in the world the same phrases more or less apply. The reason that is the case is the wonders of business and commercial enterprise! And why do businesses do such things, either the management is incompetent or competent of knowing what the customers want. And the customer is always right even when inconsistent as he/she has the money.

    Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for … Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for aBelgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or aTurkish kebab on the way to sit on Swedish furniture and watch Americanshows on a Japanese TV.And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything foreign.



    That surely makes no sense? What a pile of drivel. As an English person who is proud ot be english I find this post offensive and borderline racist to britsh people. I'm suprised the moderators have allowed this drivel to remain here.

    This is very old.
    I saw this 2 years ago.

    thanks for that, made me and the mrs have a laugh.

    Haha thats great, gave me a little chuckle!

    Original Poster

    davelfc;1722886

    That surely makes no sense? What a pile of drivel. As an English person … That surely makes no sense? What a pile of drivel. As an English person who is proud ot be english I find this post offensive and borderline racist to britsh people. I'm suprised the moderators have allowed this drivel to remain here.



    The only drivel is the absolute rubbish that you have typed , try seeing the funny side of it like everyone else and stop taking it so serious :x By the way you have spelt surprised wrong :roll:

    davelfc;1722886

    That surely makes no sense? What a pile of drivel. As an English person … That surely makes no sense? What a pile of drivel. As an English person who is proud ot be english I find this post offensive and borderline racist to britsh people. I'm suprised the moderators have allowed this drivel to remain here.





    Thank God there are not too many people like you around. You dont own a country, if you look back in history you will find that most people in this country dont originate from here. And at the end of the day we all come from one planet, which makes us equals. Except in brain power of course, which your posts clearly shows you to be lacking, which make explain you sad beliefs. Hopefully you will get banned for such DISGUSTING views

    pcfairs;1723160

    Thank God there are not too many people like you around. You dont own a … Thank God there are not too many people like you around. You dont own a country, if you look back in history you will find that most people in this country dont originate from here. And at the end of the day we all come from one planet, which makes us equals. Except in brain power of course, which your posts clearly shows you to be lacking, which make explain you sad beliefs. Hopefully you will get banned for such DISGUSTING views




    lol banned for having your own views. :whistling:

    Disgusting! Disgraceful! Racist! Horrible and not at all funny! Be ashamed! Die for your words!

    Actually, on 2nd thoughts: Very funny! :-D

    pcfairs;1723160

    Thank God there are not too many people like you around. You dont own a … Thank God there are not too many people like you around. You dont own a country, if you look back in history you will find that most people in this country dont originate from here. And at the end of the day we all come from one planet, which makes us equals. Except in brain power of course, which your posts clearly shows you to be lacking, which make explain you sad beliefs. Hopefully you will get banned for such DISGUSTING views



    What a strange person you are. Are you on medication?

    lol, his post was good until the last two sentences.

    On a slightly different note: ]Only in Russia....

    And for anti-racist squad - I am Russian

    Kommunist;1725046

    On a slightly different note: ]Only in Russia....And for anti-racist … On a slightly different note: ]Only in Russia....And for anti-racist squad - I am Russian


    They're great, especially that hot looking girl in the bikini

    Kommunist;1725046

    On a slightly different note: ]Only in Russia....And for anti-racist … On a slightly different note: ]Only in Russia....And for anti-racist squad - I am Russian



    Very original, never seen any of those before, thanks for posting Kommunist :thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    davelfc;1724551

    What a strange person you are. Are you on medication?



    That is rich coming from you!:w00t:

    Kommunist;1725046

    On a slightly different note: ]Only in Russia....And for anti-racist … On a slightly different note: ]Only in Russia....And for anti-racist squad - I am Russian


    Hysterical - the doors and windows!!!:lol:
    Our health and safety guys would have heart attacks.
    Thanks for posting:thumbsup:

    Banned

    great made me tiiter, being proud of your nationality makes you what? Im proud of who i am and what i have achieved, and my nationality has got naff all to do with that:-D

    The funniest thing is that the sign on this picture:

    http://sneezl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/a_011.jpg

    says "Russian State Building Authority"

    Funny, but gotta say the double cheeseburger large fries and diet coke happened in front of us in Disneyland 20 years ago (a huge american guy ordered 2 big macs, jumbo fries and diet coke), my brother and I nearly p155ed ourselves with laughter....I was a lot slimmer then....

    Kommunist;1725046

    On a slightly different note: ]Only in Russia...



    Thats SO funny :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

    ukmonkey;1727556

    That is rich coming from you!:w00t:



    I have my opinion of you and I cannot post it. You're welcome to hold an opinion of me, I don't trust your judgement anyway.

    Original Poster

    davelfc;1732858

    I have my opinion of you and I cannot post it. You're welcome to hold an … I have my opinion of you and I cannot post it. You're welcome to hold an opinion of me, I don't trust your judgement anyway.



    And why would you even need to trust my judgement..?REALLY BIZZAR!!! :roll:
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