Found 20th Apr 2007
What wound me up today!

Cycled to work. Now our usual path has been blocked by a new development. Hopefully not permantly. I therefore went through a golf course just to get yelled at by some old snooty cow :|. I told her it was a right of way (not 100% sure but my boss told me it was so I just repeated:p). She then started saying I was being incredibly stupid and would get hurt. I tried to point out I was probably the safest person in the golf course as I was wearing a cycle helmet :p. Anyway I don't wanna double the distance to work, nor cycle on the scary big road.

Scotland has some new access laws but I think they exclude golf courses.

Anyone know anything about this? Hubby says I should just keep going through golf course with soul aim of irritating the snooty BMW drivers :p.

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Gaia

Hubby says I should just keep going through golf course with soul aim … Hubby says I should just keep going through golf course with soul aim of irritating the snooty BMW drivers :p.



Now that's just mean :whistling: http://www.diegotorres.com.ar/mensajeitor/foro/caritas/110103_golf_prv1.gif

good idea tho!

Lulu'sMammy

good idea tho!



Yep:)

Banned

Irritating people is soooo much fun

Sloth/Mod

[SIZE=2]Next time, wait till they take their shot (preferbly on a dog leg hole), then race to where the ball landed and lay down next to it with your bike and tell them you're going to sue. See how pale they go. :thumbsup:[/SIZE]

Syzable

[SIZE=2]Next time, wait till they take their shot (preferbly on a dog leg … [SIZE=2]Next time, wait till they take their shot (preferbly on a dog leg hole), then race to where the ball landed and lay down next to it with your bike and tell them you're going to sue. See how pale they go. :thumbsup:[/SIZE]



:giggle: Brilliant!

Have you done that before? :-D

Sloth/Mod

Iom-RF

:giggle: Brilliant!Have you done that before? :-D



Well i didn't like to say, but i can be found lying in most car parks and golf courses at the weekend. :-D

Original Poster

Syzable

[SIZE=2]Next time, wait till they take their shot (preferbly on a dog leg … [SIZE=2]Next time, wait till they take their shot (preferbly on a dog leg hole), then race to where the ball landed and lay down next to it with your bike and tell them you're going to sue. See how pale they go. :thumbsup:[/SIZE]




Ugggg noooo

Don't dare make me do a dare I soooo can't back down:|

Foxy you sooo worry me with your golfing smilies

Gaia

Ugggg noooo :|Don't dare make me do a dare I soooo can't back down:|Foxy … Ugggg noooo :|Don't dare make me do a dare I soooo can't back down:|Foxy you sooo worry me with your golfing smilies



I double dare ya:-D

Original Poster

Ugg don't

You have not encountered an entire golf course full of scowling, over paid, waddling in their own self importance, sychophantic maniacs

Heck!! Who are they???

It is me that is saving polar bears cycling to work!

What are they doing??? Chasing a white ball around a field?? Fetch Fido!!

Golf is a good walk spoiled. Mark Twain;-)

Ok, I dare you to take a golf club and hit the golf balls back towards them shouting "I think you lost something!"

Original Poster

Okay I will quote Mark Twain next abuse I get ... satisfied?

Gaia

Ugg don't :|You have not encountered an entire golf course full of … Ugg don't :|You have not encountered an entire golf course full of scowling, over paid, waddling in their own self importance, sychophantic maniacs



I have our riding school was up a track that split a golfing hole. We had an agreement with the golfcourse that the golfers would always give way to the riding school seeing as they owned the land that the track was on.
Never ever happened - Pillocks!

The funniest thing I ever saw was one of the Scowling, overpaid yadayads take a swing at a ball only for it to hit the tree above him and come back and knock him out http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/bmfm124/ROFL.gifstill makes me laugh.

jennybubbles

funniest thing I ever saw was one of the Scowling, overpaid yadayads take … funniest thing I ever saw was one of the Scowling, overpaid yadayads take a swing at a ball only for it to hit the tree above him and come back and knock him out still makes me laugh.


:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

You didn't happen to video it did you? :whistling:

Vidioing whilst horse riding is not the easiest thing to do. Besides I was to busy trying not to fall of from laughing

When it comes to golf I'm inclined to agree with the Michael Douglas character in Falling Down:-D
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