Found 19th Aug 2010
My boyfriend is a pain in the b*m... how should I punish him for being soooo annoying...?

He's registered on this site and is always saying it's so amazing, so prove it dudes!

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dump him

post pics(cough)-that will annoy him for sure

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tinkerbell28

Then play it all out on the boards here when you split up oO



Don't start yet, need to get the snacks in first!

Original Poster

hahah he loves reading about others doing their dirty washing in public (well who doesn't lol?!)

Guess who he is... bet you'll never

If you are my Mrs, may I ask what are you doing out off the Kitchen?

are you male or female OP that will give us a clue

bossyboots

are you male or female OP that will give us a clue



Think there are a few clues in the original post :P

asayer

Think there are a few clues in the original post :P



yeah but that still doesnt tell us if OP is male or female oO

This site is amazing, don't really know what it's for but it's awesome

Original Poster

Female...

He's in the kitchen as we speak actually... baking a cake to try and make good his b*mholeness

bossyboots

yeah but that still doesnt tell us if OP is male or female oO



true ...... especially after calling him a pain in the bum.....

BlueMeaney

. baking a cake to try and make good his b*mholeness



major lollingtons X)

major lollingtons again asayer X)

I do try!

Original Poster

lolomundo!!

He'll kill me if I tell you

BlueMeaney

Female...He's in the kitchen as we speak actually... baking a cake to try … Female...He's in the kitchen as we speak actually... baking a cake to try and make good his b*mholeness



If he's baking bumoffie pie... don't eat it

does he bake/cook a lot?

Original Poster

I'm after suggestions for punishing him for being a pain. I didnt want him to know I was on here and he stole my laptop and spied on me big tut tut tut! so now he must pay!

BlueMeaney

I'm after suggestions for punishing him for being a pain. I didnt want … I'm after suggestions for punishing him for being a pain. I didnt want him to know I was on here and he stole my laptop and spied on me big tut tut tut! so now he must pay!



just cheat on him

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jonb2412

If he's baking bumoffie pie... don't eat it



haha proper lolomundo!

BlueMeaney

I'm after suggestions for punishing him for being a pain. I didnt want … I'm after suggestions for punishing him for being a pain. I didnt want him to know I was on here and he stole my laptop and spied on me big tut tut tut! so now he must pay!



but he might be a poster we all like and dont want to be punished - in fact he might be a poster who has posted about his moaning g/f lol and we want to punish YOU X)

Mod & Ed

BlueMeaney

I'm after suggestions for punishing him for being a pain. I didnt want … I'm after suggestions for punishing him for being a pain. I didnt want him to know I was on here and he stole my laptop and spied on me big tut tut tut! so now he must pay!



Ask him to pose in ladies underwear as part of a fantasy of yours, take photo's, then post them on here:)

Ok... you want to give im pain..... Psychological pain... when he is drunk... really drunk.... put a Mars bar down his Undies when he is asleep.... it will melt...... back of his undies, not front... or ... it's just sick...
Edited by: "jonb2412" 19th Aug 2010

jonb2412

Ok... you want to give im pain..... Psychological pain... when he is … Ok... you want to give im pain..... Psychological pain... when he is drunk... really drunk.... put a Mars bar down his Undies when he is asleep.... it will melt......



cheers for that!

I'm gonna say that OP and said BF are probably the same person, split personalities and all that.

username and size in cm's ought to be payback enough

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wishihadadonkey

Ask him to pose in ladies underwear as part of a fantasy of yours, take … Ask him to pose in ladies underwear as part of a fantasy of yours, take photo's, then post them on here:)



Well that's insightful!

multi?
inb4 asb infracts/suspends/bans for having 2 accounts lolamundo

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jonb2412

Ok... you want to give him pain..... Psychological pain... when he is … Ok... you want to give him pain..... Psychological pain... when he is drunk... really drunk.... put a Mars bar down his Undies when he is asleep.... it will melt......



Unfortunately he doesn't get drunk, too much an upstanding member of the community... or some such excuse. Poss a waste of perfectly good chocolate!

Thought it could have been one of my conquests untill the cake bit X)

lol @ baking a cake for a woman, thats their job

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ilovepink

multi?inb4 asb infracts/suspends/bans for having 2 accounts lolamundo



negative - lolomundo is the clue

jonb2412

Ok... you want to give him pain..... Psychological pain... when he is … Ok... you want to give him pain..... Psychological pain... when he is drunk... really drunk.... put a Mars bar down his Undies when he is asleep.... it will melt......

BlueMeaney

[quote=jonb2412]Ok... you want to give him pain..... Psychological … [quote=jonb2412]Ok... you want to give him pain..... Psychological pain... when he is drunk... really drunk.... put a Mars bar down his Undies when he is asleep.... it will melt......



Maybe just when he's asleep then... alcohol not a requirement... just an aid..

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bossyboots

I did wonder btw X) OP u cant have two accounts on here from same … I did wonder btw X) OP u cant have two accounts on here from same household without letting mods know!drat - I need to go collect hubby from work just now - OP spill the beans before your banned please!



negative - we don't live together

he might not live with the op, is it magicjay ? being a lawyer he has to be an upstanding member of the community.

works with dogs by any chance?

we get this up to 75 posts and you tell us.... deal?

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jonb2412

Maybe just when he's asleep then... alcohol not a requirement... just an … Maybe just when he's asleep then... alcohol not a requirement... just an aid..



ahh like rohypnol (or however you spell it)

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richp

he might not live with the op, is it magicjay ? being a lawyer he has to … he might not live with the op, is it magicjay ? being a lawyer he has to be an upstanding member of the community.



since when have lawyers been upstanding members of the community?!

BlueMeaney

negative - we don't live together



bitseylango

works with dogs by any chance?



THIS^^^^^

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bitseylango

works with dogs by any chance?



possiblaaaaaay... I hear you have a fat lab (no porno)
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