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Found 21st Aug 2009
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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who wood know, chuck?

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A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.

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A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck w … A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.

Smart a\$\$

would it chuck 3?

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Stole it from Monkey Island 2 ;-)

Guybrush: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Carpenter: A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.
Guybrush: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Carpenter: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush: A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Carpenter: Oh shut up.

Woodchucks Chucking Wood
I think that the woodchuck could chuck as much wood as he wanted! By the way what is a wood chuck? Is it like a gopher? This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

lol taken from wiki! Just google it! lol

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Stole it from Monkey Island 2 ;-)Guybrush: How much wood would a … Stole it from Monkey Island 2 ;-)Guybrush: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?Carpenter: A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can’t chuck wood.Guybrush: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?Carpenter: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?Guybrush: A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.Carpenter: Oh shut up.

Fair enough - I was only teasing

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how much oil could a gumboil boil if a gumboil could boil oil xxxxx

:-Dquick- someone google gumboil or see it up on wiki to find the answer! lol

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:-Dquick- someone google gumboil or see it up on wiki to find the answer! … :-Dquick- someone google gumboil or see it up on wiki to find the answer! lolthis thread has cracked me up

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Wiki says about 10 Gallon - lol!

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Wiki says about 10 Gallon - lol!

:thumbsup: lol xxxxxxx

How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?