Questions, Questions, Questions

Banned 10 replies
Found 11th May 2007
Who can answer your questions to the most effect?

Do you have hundreds of questions that you need to ask, but don't know who to ask them to?

Tired of all the random posts in your miscellaneous musings and random nonsense forum?

Then why not heavenletters.org/ask…tml ask god , yes thats right the big man himself. Your creator.

$50.00 indicates your sincerity and desire to take God's answer to heart.


We also reserve the right to not ask God for an answer to a question.

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Original Poster Banned

By the way I found this a while ago on google.

Felt it was comical.

Dear God

Do you believe in yourself?

Cheers.

Dear God,

Why do you continue to ignore the dinosaurs

Original Poster Banned

Personally, I think that both of you need to attend the Godwriting workshop.

Dear God,

If you can hear our prayers for free. Why do you charge $50 to answer them.

Why didn't I think of that one;)

freeDUMB

Dear God, If you can hear our prayers for free. Why do you charge $50 to … Dear God, If you can hear our prayers for free. Why do you charge $50 to answer them.



$50 gets you to the top of the list and a free set of PJ's:thumbsup:
http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/images/home.jpg

Sloth/Mod

Dear God,

I sincerely mean to cause no offence but this question has puzzled me for many years.............How do blind people know when to stop wiping their bottom?

If i could have this answer for free it would be a true blessing. Thank you. :thumbsup:

Dear God...if your Sons message was "suffer the little children to come unto me" why did the priest ask my husband if he could leave our (then) little boy at home with his mother, as toy cars being run down the back of the pews were "not really condusive to prayer!"

Syzable

Dear God,I sincerely mean to cause no offence but this question has … Dear God,I sincerely mean to cause no offence but this question has puzzled me for many years.............How do blind people know when to stop wiping their bottom?If i could have this answer for free it would be a true blessing. Thank you. :thumbsup:


:-D PMSL!!:-D

I have the urge to start singing Why God? from Miss Saigon now
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