Questions to keep you awake at night

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Found 16th May 2008
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a gun at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at The Special Olympics?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and its going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If its true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Can you cry underwater?

What level of importance must a person have, before they consider assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change?...... They're still going to see you naked anyway

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why oh why?!

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If the pizza came in a round box, it would be harder to get out.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2008-3/1301168/why.jpg

This was posted a few weeks ago..

by you..

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the only thing that keeps me awake at night is hukd, now how sad am i:oops:

I wish I never started reading this... :x

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

DONT I KNOW IT

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t0mm;2115072

This was posted a few weeks ago..by you..



thought I saw it somewhere before, must be my age

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http://hotukdeals.com/item/173991/questions-that-keep-you-awake-at-ni/



Christ, hope I don't get banned for double posting:oops:

skusey;2115113

thought I saw it somewhere before, must be my age



http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/sSig_rofl.gif

t0mm;2115072

This was posted a few weeks ago..by you..



:roll::oops:

lmao

how about when you tell someone something serious and they reply really???
like your joking lol
or when you stand anywhere and look up at nothing in particular just face up
you always get some peeps look up too but never ask what your looking at, yet they still look up??

Skusey, you are sooo sweet and funny :-D

Q: Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
A: is it because it's not oxygenated/exposed to air? notice if u don't close the bottle cap properly it becomes stuck!

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t0mm;2115072

This was posted a few weeks ago..by you..



classic :thumbsup:

t0mm;2115072

This was posted a few weeks ago..by you..




thats the best one yet
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