Quick Joke for the w/end

19 replies
Found 2nd Jul 2010
A Mexican, an Arab, and a hot

gorgeous blonde Northampton girl are

in the same bar.


When the Mexican finishes his
beer, he throws his glass in the air
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the
glass to pieces.


He says, 'In Mexico , our glasses are so
cheap we don't need to drink with the
same one twice.'


The Arab, obviously impressed by this,
Drinks his beer,
Throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47,
And shoots the glass to pieces.




He says,
'In the Arab World,
We have so much sand to make glasses
that we don't need to drink
With the same one twice either.'



The blonde Northamptonshire girl,
Cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
Downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 12 bore, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab.


Catching her glass, setting it on the bar,
And calling for a refill, she says,

'In England we have so many illegal immigrants that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'



'God Bless England'

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Can't see the above post lasting long...

It didn't!

lol thats true

im surprised it wasn't posted by Boothy

Heard variations of this using different nationalities, I thought it was quite funny

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dcx_badass;8959987

Yeah, really suitable for a family site, idiot.



get over it

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goldmax;8960190

get over it



The second post, to which he was referring to, got deleted...

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master_chief;8960210

The second post, to which he was referring to, got deleted...



give us a clue to what it said

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goldmax;8960224

give us a clue to what it said



It was a picture of a man's member on a bbq.

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master_chief;8960275

It was a picture of a man's member on a bbq.



:w00t:

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casparwhite;8960345

:w00t:



Arousing?

What a load of rubbish...

I live in Northampton and there is no such girl

master_chief;8960275

It was a picture of a man's member on a bbq.



loool wtf

master_chief;8960275

It was a picture of a man's member on a bbq.



Oh c'mon, who hasn't tried that (top tip: it's better if you baste it first). This site get stricter every day

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master_chief;8960275

It was a picture of a man's member on a bbq.



'Small Minds'

It was a pic in the same vane as people who have a bit of toast and say they can see jesus in it
or a cracker with the face of 'mother teresa'

This was an everyday sausage which the skin had burst and took the form of the above mentioned.

It's all down to what your mind wants to see !!!!!!!!! :whistling:

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rangermastiffs;8960804

'Small Minds'It was a pic in the same vane as people who have a bit of … 'Small Minds'It was a pic in the same vane as people who have a bit of toast and say they can see jesus in itor a cracker with the face of 'mother teresa'This was an everyday sausage which the skin had burst and took the form of the above mentioned.It's all down to what your mind wants to see !!!!!!!!! :whistling:



No it's not you big fibber.

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dcx_badass;8959987

Yeah, really suitable for a family site, idiot.



Yep and I probably learned it from you .. IDIOT !!

People in glass houses. ]HERE !!!!

rangermastiffs;8961378

Yep and I probably learned it from you .. IDIOT !!People in glass houses. … Yep and I probably learned it from you .. IDIOT !!People in glass houses. ]HERE !!!!



I’m sorry but are you thick? He was referring to the other post which now has been deleted and someone already cleared this up. Maybe if you actually read the thread rather than jump to accusation you will get far. BTW, he was not doing anything against the rules at the time so i guess the IDIOT is you.

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strike;8961578

I’m sorry but are you thick? He was referring to the other post which now … I’m sorry but are you thick? He was referring to the other post which now has been deleted and someone already cleared this up. Maybe if you actually read the thread rather than jump to accusation you will get far. BTW, he was not doing anything against the rules at the time so i guess the IDIOT is you.http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/711227/quick-joke-for-the-w-end/showpost.php?p=8960210&postcount=8



Yes big mouth I read the thread ! I know what post he is referring to I POSTED IT !!

He refers to this being a family site but forgets his own post as pointed out.... so who asked you to 'jump in' ??

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