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    Quickest way to get legally married

    Hi,
    The lass and I are wanting to get married quickly for a laugh, no guests, no hassle etc.

    Does anyone know how to go about getting it done quickly and legally?

    Cheers

    87 Comments

    elope!

    Brush

    hmmmmm married for a laugh hey!! sounds ike a great plan try gretna green!

    ..........for a laugh????????????????

    FOR A LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
    Try vagus or gretna

    I would love to do this but don't think it would go down well with my parents.

    The lass and I are wanting to get married quickly for a laugh



    You big romantic you, can you imagine the conversation.





    Hi mum, guess what i did today?

    Don't mean to spoil anything but ....... Just to let you know I think your families will be well 'Peed off ! '

    I once thought about doing this when I was younger.......

    But don't, have a great big day and have your family there! Don't get married 'for a laugh!!'

    Original Poster

    May as well do it for a laugh and wind the parents up in the process, no guests no complaints about not getting invited and no having to thank people for a towel with our names on lol.

    Cant just get married in gretna anymore.

    MinstrelMan;4219361

    You big romantic you, can you imagine the conversation.Hi mum, guess what … You big romantic you, can you imagine the conversation.Hi mum, guess what i did today?




    how about me an u try it an see how hard we laugh afterwards???

    do you minstrel (alays reminds me of yummy sweets!) take froxy to be your awful wedded wife!!

    snowtiger;4219364

    Don't mean to spoil anything but ....... Just to let you know I think … Don't mean to spoil anything but ....... Just to let you know I think your families will be well 'Peed off ! '



    Thats the reason im not doing it. My mum would go crazy!!!!!

    Banned

    It'd rather do that way but somewhere with a bit of sun then come home and have party with all my family and friends. Can't be dealing with all the formal church stuff.

    But saying that I will never get married

    foxymissroxy;4219376

    how about me an u try it an see how hard we laugh afterwards???do you … how about me an u try it an see how hard we laugh afterwards???do you minstrel (alays reminds me of yummy sweets!) take froxy to be your awful wedded wife!!



    are you rich?

    Banned

    BlondeBella;4219380

    Thats the reason im not doing it. My mum would go crazy!!!!!



    So this ruins our weekend plans then bella :cry:

    rbquk;4219375

    May as well do it for a laugh and wind the parents up in the process, no … May as well do it for a laugh and wind the parents up in the process, no guests no complaints about not getting invited and no having to thank people for a towel with our names on lol.Cant just get married in gretna anymore.



    I no someone who got married for $57 in vagus, says it all really. They had a bet on to see what the cheepest wedding they could have.:whistling:

    PabloInTheSky;4219403

    So this ruins our weekend plans then bella :cry:



    Haha, i ment getting married not what your little brain is thinking about:whistling:

    MinstrelMan;4219401

    are you rich?



    in the nork dept yes!!

    i have own house/car/teeth if thats enough :lol:

    munnski;4219365

    I once thought about doing this when I was younger.......But don't, have … I once thought about doing this when I was younger.......But don't, have a great big day and have your family there! Don't get married 'for a laugh!!'



    Exactly - what happens when you want a divorce, the costs won't be a laugh

    Quickest way.. Plane to Vegas, You have to book and wait in the UK, Vegas will do a drive through.

    foxymissroxy;4219414

    in the nork dept yes!! i have own house/car/teeth if thats enough :lol:



    thats good enough for me.....

    I do.

    while you have sweets on the brain, I got you this Harribo ring :thumbsup:


    children.... take note of the smoothness :w00t:

    Original Poster

    brown770;4219427

    Quickest way.. Plane to Vegas, You have to book and wait in the UK, Vegas … Quickest way.. Plane to Vegas, You have to book and wait in the UK, Vegas will do a drive through.



    Thats our main plan, how cool would that be.

    rbquk;4219458

    Thats our main plan, how cool would that be.



    if your serious check out bitterwallet, you can fly to loads of other places too and its cheaper than a direct flight

    Paddy Charlie;4219388

    It'd rather do that way but somewhere with a bit of sun then come home … It'd rather do that way but somewhere with a bit of sun then come home and have party with all my family and friends. Can't be dealing with all the formal church stuff.But saying that I will never get married



    That's how we got married
    Went to Jamaica, just:) the two of us. Spent two weeks there got married on the beach. When we came back home we had a big party for everyone.
    My parents were ok with it, but the mother in law was well hacked off!
    Still it was what we wanted so we're really pleased that we did it our way

    v2drinkers;4219454

    Where is Vagus? I now the Gretna Green ones and Vegas ones But not Vagus!



    Haha, well spotted, i have bad spelling.

    v2drinkers;4219454

    Where is Vagus? I now the Gretna Green ones and Vegas ones But not Vagus!



    vagus LOL im no speller vagus is the new vagas

    MinstrelMan;4219434

    thats good enough for me.....I do.while you have sweets on the brain, I … thats good enough for me.....I do.while you have sweets on the brain, I got you this Harribo ring :thumbsup:children.... take note of the smoothness :w00t:




    omg harribo NO expence spared there!!


    right how hard are you laughing??? and wait til you tell your nan she missed out on the do then you wont be ha ha ha

    v2drinkers;4219454

    Where is Vagus? I now the Gretna Green ones and Vegas ones But not Vagus!



    i now the gretna green ones?

    bambu;4219487

    vagus LOL im no speller vagus is the new vagas



    And Vegas is the new vagas

    (oh dear, i've gone cross eyed!)

    foxymissroxy;4219489

    omg harribo NO expence spared there!!right how hard are you laughing??? … omg harribo NO expence spared there!!right how hard are you laughing??? and wait til you tell your nan she missed out on the do then you wont be ha ha ha



    she actually died 19/12/07

    how bad do you feel now? I will not marry such an insensative tart, no matter how big her norks are (unless that go over E cup)

    Now that everyone has had a nice giggle at my expense, i will try and remember to spell check my post before i submit them:giggle:

    BlondeBella;4219553

    Now that everyone has had a nice giggle at my expense, i will try and … Now that everyone has had a nice giggle at my expense, i will try and remember to spell check my post before i submit them:giggle:




    Dyslexia Ruels :thumbsup:

    Me & the misses went to Barbados to get married last year.

    We didnt take any family, it was so nice

    Just had a reception over here when we got back !

    MinstrelMan;4219562

    Dyslexia Ruels :thumbsup:



    Thanks Hun, they were ganging up on me :cry:

    Paddy Charlie;4219388

    It'd rather do that way but somewhere with a bit of sun then come home … It'd rather do that way but somewhere with a bit of sun then come home and have party with all my family and friends. Can't be dealing with all the formal church stuff.



    caz1cool;4219474

    That's how we got married :)Went to Jamaica, just:) the two of us. Spent … That's how we got married :)Went to Jamaica, just:) the two of us. Spent two weeks there got married on the beach. When we came back home we had a big party for everyone.My parents were ok with it, but the mother in law was well hacked off!Still it was what we wanted so we're really pleased that we did it our way



    ChrisUK;4219589

    Me & the misses went to Barbados to get married last year.We didnt take … Me & the misses went to Barbados to get married last year.We didnt take any family, it was so nice :)Just had a reception over here when we got back !




    That's exactly how I'd want to do it. No fuss, no having hundreds of people staring at me waiting for me to c**k up. lol
    Fly off somewhere with beautiful beaches, do it, have a nice holiday, come home and party hard with everyone.

    MinstrelMan;4219528

    she actually died 19/12/07how bad do you feel now? I will not marry such … she actually died 19/12/07how bad do you feel now? I will not marry such an insensative tart, no matter how big her norks are (unless that go over E cup)



    :cry:. . . . tho what do i do if im on your limit am i in or out?? :w00t:


    i would feel bad but people say it to me all the time and about me mum

    dont feel bad, it happens people say "I'm sorry" and its like no your not, your just sorry you put your foot in your mouth. well if your on the border I'll just have to use my better judgement.

    The lass and I are wanting to get married quickly for a laugh, no guests, no hassle etc

    :? Advice - dont do it - especially if it is for a 'laugh'. Why bother? Will it mean anythingdiferent or be a benefit to you?? Prob not.

    ChrisUK;4219589

    Me & the misses went to Barbados to get married last year.We didnt take … Me & the misses went to Barbados to get married last year.We didnt take any family, it was so nice :)Just had a reception over here when we got back !



    Wish I'd done something like that! My family travelled up from B'ham to Glasgow on the day of our wedding even though I'd booked hotels etc for them weeks in advance! And ended up ruining the whole day!

    I hate people lol

    Nik and I are getting married in the Dominican (was originally due to be next month too, until we decided to spend the dosh on a business venture.
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