Quotes from films

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Found 12th Feb 2010
Need some small quotes from films to stick up at work.

Any funnies / suggestions etc ... ?

Let me know what film it's from as well please.

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"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

Yippe kay aye MUTHA...

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Cool Hand Luke

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muckyangel;7822004

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Cool Hand Luke



Also used in the opening of 'Civil War' by Guns N Roses

Original Poster

muckyangel;7822004

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Cool Hand Luke



i like .....

"so you think im funny,huh? funny how? like i amuse you or something?"

joe pesci - goodfellas

have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?? I say that to all my pray!!

Charlie Scene;7822021

"so you think im funny,huh? funny how? like i amuse you or something?"joe … "so you think im funny,huh? funny how? like i amuse you or something?"joe pesci - goodfellas



haha funny scene

soylent green is people!!

ODB_69;7822013

Also used in the opening of 'Civil War' by Guns N Roses



I forgot about that.

also 'hey yooooouuu guuuuuuuuuuys '
from the goonies

numptyj;7822026

haha funny scene



what? funny how? :x

Charlie Scene;7822052

what? funny how? :x



numptyj;7822062



had you there,could tell you were stuttering :-D

What a beautiful way to die-as a falling star. As voiced by Talby
Dark Star 1974

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

"im pregnant"
"**** off"

lol knocked up funny fiilm!

"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it."
~ City of Angels

Rain Man took over the casino, and he's a ra-tard

-the hangover

"You'd be surprised how many customers treat me like snot, like I'm a goddamn plumber or something."
The Cable Guy (1996)

"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a super-fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!"
Shrek (2001)

"My mum, a strange creature from the time when pickles on toothpicks were still the height of sophistication."
Bridget Jone's Diary (2001)

"Maybe there won't be marriage, maybe there won't be sex, but by God there'll be dancing!"
My Best Friend's Wedding (1997)

"Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice."
Horse Feathers (1932)

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Airplane (1980)

"Oh for goodness sakes, get down off that crucifix, someone needs the wood!"
The Adventures of Priscilla: Queen of the Desert (1994)

"All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."
Sgt. Bilko (1996)

"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me. "

"Get to the Chopper! "

"John, I'm not going to shoot you between the eyes. I'm going to shoot you between the balls. "

"I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry! "

Predator and Commando!!

Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself.

Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet.

Jay: ****, everyone knows that. Tell me something else.

Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys.

[Silent Bob starts to look freaked out.]

Jay: [to Bob] Dude, not ALL the time!

dogma

'lets get out of this womens clothing and into our tights!'' - men in tights

Show me the money !


Houston we have a problem!


I feel the need - The need, for speed!

counting cards isnt illegal, its frowned upon, like masturbating on a plane

-the hangover

LOL

I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook
goodfellas

Here's................Johnny!!! :w00t:

Shining

'the next trains gone '

Mr Porter Will Hay

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face

Pulp Fiction

if you cant spot the sucker in your first hour at the table, you are the sucker

-rounders

whatsThePoint;7822168

Wasn't sampled from Cool hand Luke by any chance?



yup.....


some men you just can't reach - so you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it, well, he gets it.. i don't like it anymore than you men.. cue song...

"Dead or alive you are coming with me"

Robocop

where we're going we dont need roads

-back to the future, not sure which one lol

"nobody puts baby in the corner!"

Any Arnie quote FTW

"There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy....Her heart.
- Milk Money

Its been emotional - Vinny Jones - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

'I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind'

'Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.'

Ferris Bueller

Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!



The Princess Bride

'We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams'

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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