Randall the Runny Nose Reindeer .... and more Christmas Cheer !

    Read this today and though it was funny ! Dont be teaching it to your kids though their parents may complain ............ lol!

    * Sing to the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer.

    Randall the Runny Nosed Reindeer
    Had a very runny nose.
    And if you ever saw it.
    You would even say "Oh Gross!"

    None of the other reindeer.
    Wanted what Randall's got
    Cause his nose looked so nasty.
    All covered up with slimey snot.

    Then one snowy Christmas Eve.
    Santa came to say,
    "Randall with your nose so wet.
    You need to go see a vet."

    But Randall did not like doctors.
    So he flat refused to go.
    Now Randall is dead of pneumonia.
    And they buried him beneath the snow.


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    * What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? [/COLOR]
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    [COLOR=#000000][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3]Just before Christmas, there was an honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus travelling in a lift of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a £5 note lying on the floor. Which one picked it [/SIZE][SIZE=3]up??[/SIZE]

    [/FONT][FONT=Century Schoolbook][COLOR=Red][SIZE=3][FONT=Times New Roman]Santa of course, the other two dont exist!


    I think that I might have met the Runny Nose Reindeer on Monday! Was going into W. H. Smith at the New Mersey Retail Park when a guy coming out sneezed. He let loose a long strand of green goo from his nose. I managed to get out of the way just in time. :w00t:

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    Ewwwwwwwww! Thats gross lol! :w00t:

    Have you been naughty or nice ? Check out[COLOR=Purple][COLOR=Black]Santas Nice-o-meter[/COLOR]

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    [COLOR=Black]Here's what i got


    Nice, but has naughty lapses. High marks in the good deeds … Nice, but has naughty lapses. High marks in the good deeds department. Better than average manners. Hopefully, thoughtfulness will continue to be as good as last month. Neatness needs improvement!

    So thankfully this wont happen to me this year..............

    Santa's nice-o-meter....i got this

    Still very much on nice list, but must continue good behavior. Should eat more vegetables instead of junk food. Was very polite last Thursday! When doing chores, needs to do them as well as possible. Often exhibits good behavior

    Uncannily accurate!!!:w00t:

    For a different take on Christmas carols check out this…U8A

    Don't go on if your easliy offended.
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