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    Random question: Do you fart in front of your OH?

    Do you fart with your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife in the same room when you get the urge?

    Please state whether you are male or female also.

    If you can't fart in the comfort of your own home where can you fart?

    55 Comments

    gawd yeah ! we have farting contests lol

    got to be able to be yourself with your OH i rekon

    im a chick btw

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    got to be honest - theres nothing worse than a girlfriend farting in front of you Its only downhill from there

    I must admit I have done it maybe once or twice.
    I'm a bird btw

    snowtiger;3251254

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    lol your always so quick snowy lol :giggle:

    nicki3668;3251265

    lol your always so quick snowy lol :giggle:


    Hi nicki ............... good to see you back peeps have been asking about you.

    snowtiger;3251254

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    :giggle: very good snowtiger :thumbsup:

    Try not too but sometimes unavoidable !! :oops:

    snowtiger;3251279

    Hi nicki ............... good to see you back peeps have been asking … Hi nicki ............... good to see you back peeps have been asking about you.



    hiya snowy :-D

    asking bout moi ? :? why wot i done ? lol

    starsparkle2311;3251295

    Ain't got an OH so i am free to let rip whenever i like!!!!!:-D



    pmsl ....

    Banned

    I never did but my OH certainly pooed on me.
    does that count?

    nicki3668;3251298

    hiya snowy :-D asking bout moi ? :? why wot i done ? lol


    No Nothing wrong!! ... few peeps just asking where you were

    All the time, The louder the better, However when she lets rip she tries to do it away from me, It's a defo turn off for a woman to do it.

    snowtiger;3251359

    No Nothing wrong!! ... few peeps just asking where you were



    oooooo thats ok then lol :-D
    nice to know i was missed thanks for saying xx

    nicki3668;3251407

    oooooo thats ok then lol :-Di had a death in the family babe and split up … oooooo thats ok then lol :-Di had a death in the family babe and split up with my fella so wasnt really up to posting xxxback with my man now though so feeling a lot better :)been a shaky old few days xx nice to know i was missed though thanks for saying mwah xx


    :friends: sorry to hear your sad news .. sounds like you've had a rotten couple of days .. yes you were missed lots xx ... .. glad you're feeling better now

    thanks snowy hunny :friends:
    sweet of you to say mwah
    nice to see your happy threads and great gifs btw :-D

    Yup me and the missus do

    yeah we both do
    never used to in the early days,i still remember the stomach cramps from holding them in
    after a few weeks we just started to let them free,my stomach was so relieved!
    i go mad though if he does it when im eating lol

    edjaned;3251554

    yeah we both donever used to in the early days,i still remember the … yeah we both donever used to in the early days,i still remember the stomach cramps from holding them inafter a few weeks we just started to let them free,my stomach was so relieved!i go mad though if he does it when im eating lol


    lmao at your Halloween Avvy .. love it !

    Only in the bath when we share as it helps keep the water warm!

    Original Poster

    Pluun;3251334

    I never did but my OH certainly pooed on me.does that count?



    Okaaaaay, are you by any chance German? :whistling:

    hell yeah, cup cakes galore! lol

    Original Poster

    nikkib123;3253192

    I can't beleive anyone is actually answering the question - everyone does … I can't beleive anyone is actually answering the question - everyone does it but why tell everyone!!What next a "do you poo in front of your partner"? thread ha ha :w00t:




    Well, do ya?:whistling:

    i dont have an oh but if i did, i wouldnt care if she did tbh.

    no i don't pump infront of anyone.... my hubby thought i was an alien coz i never pumped or he never knew me to do a number 2 for about 5 yrs lol :oops:

    roryk83;3251260

    got to be honest - theres nothing worse than a girlfriend farting in … got to be honest - theres nothing worse than a girlfriend farting in front of you....




    see below :roll:


    nikkib123;3253192

    What next a "do you poo in front of your partner"? thread ha ha



    Abvance;3253340

    Well, do ya?




    nikkib123;3253354

    :oops:







    lyndsbowes;3253390

    no i don't pump infront of anyone....




    a true lady .........take note nikki bog bum

    Original Poster

    She also plays Battlesh*ts!!!

    gross. dont fart in front of anyone EVER. go to the bathroom if need to do that. im female.

    in the prosess of teaching my 29year old fiancee that this is the coo. no farting or burnping in public. u need to go it takes two secs to go to the bathroom. its hard as his dad is filth and farts anywhere, including my home. my mum has told his dad not to be so rude in front of my daughter (she's two) ha ha

    we obvioulsy not teaching her to fart in the bathroom yet as she's two and at moment is weeing and pooing in a potty in the front room so a fart is nothing but we are teaching her to at least say pardon me. though at the moment she just says "bum says *blows raspery with her mouth*"

    gross. dont fart in front of anyone EVER. go to the bathroom if need to do that. im female.

    in the prosess of teaching my 29year old fiancee that this is the coo. no farting or burnping in public. u need to go it takes two secs to go to the bathroom. its hard as his dad is filth and farts anywhere, including my home. my mum has told his dad not to be so rude in front of my daughter (she's two) ha ha

    we obvioulsy not teaching her to fart in the bathroom yet as she's two and at moment is weeing and pooing in a potty in the front room so a fart is nothing but we are teaching her to at least say pardon me. though at the moment she just says "bum says *blows raspery with her mouth*"

    I'm a bloke and the mrs would think something was wrong if I went 5 minutes without farting...

    If I'm in the mood, I'll give her the option of a squeeky or bassy consistency :thumbsup:

    Only if she pulls my finger lol

    lyndsbowes;3253390

    no i don't pump infront of anyone.... my hubby thought i was an alien coz … no i don't pump infront of anyone.... my hubby thought i was an alien coz i never pumped or he never knew me to do a number 2 for about 5 yrs lol :oops:



    my other half thinks im a freak too. YAY ma and my mum arent the only ones. :thumbsup:

    owlass;3255336

    see below :roll:a true lady .........take note nikki bog bum




    thank you sweetie :-D x

    All the time in front of the wife.............But never in front of the girlfriend:whistling:

    mummyspam1985;3255764

    my other half thinks im a freak too. YAY ma and my mum arent the only … my other half thinks im a freak too. YAY ma and my mum arent the only ones. :thumbsup:



    no offence to anyone but burping, pumping and pooing are not ladylike at all...... my boys also say 'excuse me' when they pump tho aln is an animal and does it all the time lol

    Train Driver;3255790

    All the time in front of the wife.............But never in front of the … All the time in front of the wife.............But never in front of the girlfriend:whistling:



    lmao..... naughty you :-D

    lyndsbowes;3255814

    lmao..... naughty you :-D



    Lynds...what happened to the pumpkins???:?

    lyndsbowes;3255812

    no offence to anyone but burping, pumping and pooing are not ladylike at … no offence to anyone but burping, pumping and pooing are not ladylike at all...... my boys also say 'excuse me' when they pump tho aln is an animal and does it all the time lol



    i agree. my other half is alot better. he only slips a silent one out here and there nowadays, but i get annoyed at him, and he's gradually getting better hehe. his mum always says "i gave up trying to teach him" shocking, never give up. he's 29 now and learning very fast ha ha. obv more scared of me than his mummy ha ha.

    genuinely offends me. if he wants to do when he's out with his friends, his choice, though still rude. but i should be respected as a lady ha ha.

    even my scummy alcholholic dad didnt fart infront of my mum, he knew that was uncouffe (scuse spelling)

    mummyspam1985;3255857

    i agree. my other half is alot better. he only slips a silent one out … i agree. my other half is alot better. he only slips a silent one out here and there nowadays, but i get annoyed at him, and he's gradually getting better hehe. his mum always says "i gave up trying to teach him" shocking, never give up. he's 29 now and learning very fast ha ha. obv more scared of me than his mummy ha ha. genuinely offends me. if he wants to do when he's out with his friends, his choice, though still rude. but i should be respected as a lady ha ha. even my scummy alcholholic dad didnt fart infront of my mum, he knew that was uncouffe (scuse spelling)



    wow full of love ain't ya..

    lmao @ some comments....
    I always fart in front of her....its nature! The best thing thing is tho, farting then walking around the house leaving a trail, :w00t:

    Anyone performed a dutch oven! :-D :lol:

    nacider;3255875

    wow full of love ain't ya..




    oh dont get me wrong i loved my dad, doesnt change who he was though. he was an alcholic, whats the point in making out someones better than they were just cos you love them? :oops:
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