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    Rant: Nightclub Toilet Attendents

    Why oh why oh why must they stand and stare when am trying to pee!!

    I can't pee when they are watching! And then they expect you to pay money for handing you over paper to wipe your hand!!!

    I used to pay £1 pretty much each time I go out of the shame of not doing so. Now am going to make a huge effort to give them sweet fa.

    Does this bother anyone or is it just me?

    Do you give any money? I dont mind tipping take away deliveries or table service at a resturant but the toilet attendent annoys me now!

    28 Comments

    Never tip them, and don't think ever have!

    Would maybe be different if i used their aftershave or something, but don't, and wouldn't pay for him to hand me a tissue, after watching me pee /: | lol!

    I've never seen toilet attendants - what kind of people apply for a job like that?

    I can only imagine.

    There's a aftershave guy in a nightclub in Burnley, all the sink area is piled with every aftershave imaginable and you have £1 for two squirts - thing is, if you go to wash your hands, he thinks your stealing the aftershave and he radios for the bouncers - can't even wash your hands without having to pay £1 for some aftershave.

    Original Poster

    R0N4LD;5866826

    Never tip them, and don't think ever have!Would maybe be different if i … Never tip them, and don't think ever have!Would maybe be different if i used their aftershave or something, but don't, and wouldn't pay for him to hand me a tissue, after watching me pee /: | lol!



    True enough.

    In fact, after watching me pee, i'd expect him to take me out for dinner :-D

    Banned

    Toybhoy;5866838

    True enough.In fact, after watching me pee, i'd expect him to take me out … True enough.In fact, after watching me pee, i'd expect him to take me out for dinner :-D



    each to their own:thumbsup:

    gotta love the hot towel and massages in asia though.......the old cracking of the back trick is immense:-D

    guilt trip even worse if you are the only person in the loo at the time!

    totally agree, its inapropriate and unnecessary and makes me feel uncomfortable

    Just do a Cheryl Cole...

    http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39474000/jpg/_39474666_tweedyvictim203.jpg

    Job done.

    I hate BOG TROLLS!

    They catch me out every time. Don't want aftershave I already have some on. Don't wash my hands as I don't touch my pee pee when whizzing..... BUT, when I spot the CHUPPA CHUPPS lollys!!!! another pound in the tray!!!! :thumbsup:

    freshen up, freshen up !!

    bloody bog rats

    Yeh "freshen up, freshen up", "No spray no lay" LMFAO.
    Some of the **** they say cracks me up but i never have and never will pay them!!
    They do my head in.
    "Freshen up", er no thanks. I had a shower before i came out and already put on half a bottle of aftershave thanks!
    Annoyin!!!

    The idea is that they keep the toilet in good order,I dont mind a tip if the toilet is clean and there are no puddles of urine and paper all over the floor

    norfolk_enchance;5868029

    Don't wash my hands as I don't touch my pee pee when whizzing.....



    YUK!
    What bout when you go for a number 2?

    boothy;5868110

    The idea is that they keep the toilet in good order,I dont mind a tip if … The idea is that they keep the toilet in good order,I dont mind a tip if the toilet is clean and there are no puddles of urine and paper all over the floor



    Yeh but theyre already being paid to make sure there's no puddles or whatever

    magough;5868129

    YUK!What bout when you go for a number 2?



    No, I don't touch my poo either!!!!

    Banned

    boothy;5868110

    The idea is that they keep the toilet in good order,I dont mind a tip if … The idea is that they keep the toilet in good order,I dont mind a tip if the toilet is clean and there are no puddles of urine and paper all over the floor



    i though the idea was mainly to make a profit? as when it first started in the upmarket clubs/bars originally , the toilets are generally respected but this has now filtered down to your average bar/pub these days.....as they see it as an other revenue raiser

    i would imagine these people are paid on commission and not on an hourly wage althogh i may be wrong:thinking:

    i normally dash them £20-50 dependin on whats the smallest note i have

    i occasionly get some aftershave from them

    i normally tip the clowns a fiver the first time i go to the toilet so they turn a blind eye to me doing drugs in the bogs all night.

    alpha

    Is it policy only ethnics get this job? (no racism)

    Don't want the job myself but j/w

    Toybhoy;5866838

    True enough.In fact, after watching me pee, i'd expect him to take me out … True enough.In fact, after watching me pee, i'd expect him to take me out for dinner :-D



    the toilet attendant probably wondered why you were crouched down:whistling:

    Banned

    flyingflea;5870484

    You go out, go to a night club, get p*****, you go to the toilet, you go … You go out, go to a night club, get p*****, you go to the toilet, you go to wash your hands, but you're not allowed to wash your hands. Why not? Because there's a f****** toilet attendant there. The guy with a metal tray, a whole lot of pound coins on it, few bits of perfume, a couple chuppa chupps and a bit of chewing gum, and he's ready with the soap.I f***ing hate those c****. I'm not going to give you a pound mate, I've washed my hands before, I'm f****** good at it, alright? It's one of my skills, I'm not the most hygienic guy in the world anyway, I was just sniffing coke off a toilet seat for f**** sake.You ever walked out of there and not washed your hands? They look at you like you're scum! I'm scum? You work in a f****** toilet, mate!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kF-fWp-Sao (from 2.50)Love Jim Jeffries :-D



    :whistling:

    Angry comedian schtick done badly.

    Banned

    I don't quite get the hate for them. It seems people are just annoyed at themselves for either being;

    a shy urinator

    Or

    so lacking in confidence they can't refuse to give someone money.

    norfolk_enchance;5869622

    No, I don't touch my poo either!!!!



    So you DONT wash your hands when you go for a number 2?

    LOL I was really careful to sensor all the swear words from the Jim Jeffries quote but still got an infraction from sigma for inappropriate language. No pleasing some people...

    Banned

    flyingflea;5871067

    LOL I was really careful to sensor all the swear words from the Jim … LOL I was really careful to sensor all the swear words from the Jim Jeffries quote but still got an infraction from sigma for inappropriate language. No pleasing some people...



    lucky, ive been suspended for putting ****:?

    LOL.
    I got a warning (ooohhh) and i didn't even swear LMFAO (will i get another warning for putting those letters now)

    FilthAndFurry;5870883

    I don't quite get the hate for them. It seems people are just annoyed at … I don't quite get the hate for them. It seems people are just annoyed at themselves for either being;a shy urinatorOr so lacking in confidence they can't refuse to give someone money.



    I don't like them as a couple of times theyve actually put their hands on me when ive gone to walk past them.
    I wont put what i said to them otherwise i'll get another warning lol.
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