Read this..

    A man walks into a pub with an ostrich and a pussy cat. He goes up the bar and says: "Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the cat."
    The unlikely trio find a table, sit down and drink their drinks. Next, it's the ostrich's round. He walks up to the bar and says: "Beer for me, beer for the man, whisky for the cat." Then the ostrich takes the drinks back to the table and they drink them. When it comes to the cat's turn to buy a round, he simply tells his pals to "Sod off!"
    So the man goes back to the bar and asks for another two beers and a whisky.
    Impressed at his generosity, the barman says: "I notice that you and the ostrich have both bought a round but the cat hasn't. Why do you hang out with him?"
    The man replies: "I once helped a little old lady across the road, and she turned out to be my Fairy Godmother. She granted me one wish, which landed me with the cat and the ostrich forever."
    "What did you wish for?" enquires the barman.
    "A long-legged bird with a tight pussy"


    Lmao ! :O joker!

    old un...but a good un

    funny as hell....


    :p:pnice 1 kidda:w00t::w00t:



    The old 1's are not always the best

    Aha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Classico

    hahahahaha hehe hohohoh hehehaha ha h
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