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    Remember the woman upstairs

    I told you all about the woman upstairs a while ago (Couldn't find the post) well we reported her to the council and nothing was done, she got a letter and she was showing it to everyone to make my mum out to be the bad one, anyway thats not the point. Tonight I have endured 3 hours of her screaming and the police trying to knock her door down (audio: silent-screams.co.uk/jet…wma )
    My head is splitting, but thats her away for good I hope. Before she went into the Police car (There was a big police van and a normal police car with 4 police officers) she shouted to the whole neighbourhood "sorry if I've disturbed anyone, but I will be back in a neighbourly fashion very soon!!"
    This woman dements me.

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    i remember her get rid i know a few people who will do it for a price ££££

    Original Poster

    pmsl hopefully won't have to ever resort to that as thats her gone. the whole neighbourhood were out with their camera phones was kinda sad but i'm just glad shes gone

    * shd have done a betting round ... would pay to get some fencing to put around the house.

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    kippy;1956439

    * shd have done a betting round ... would pay to get some fencing to put … * shd have done a betting round ... would pay to get some fencing to put around the house.



    or landmines :-D

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    wow that sounds bloody scary, glad I own a solid 1930's house.

    Original Poster

    for some funny reason i thought she was banging down at me because i just bought singstar today (i was awful pmsl) but it was actually the police using that thingy magigy on her door. it was like shameless or something lol

    did u watch out for any tv crew from 'neighbour from hell' programme?

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    I watch Jeremy kyle while at work for a cheap laugh why can't they have a late version with people who aren't unemployed and in council houses, is it because people who pay for their property aren't so mental?

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    nacider;1956395

    pmsl hopefully won't have to ever resort to that as thats her gone. the … pmsl hopefully won't have to ever resort to that as thats her gone. the whole neighbourhood were out with their camera phones was kinda sad but i'm just glad shes gone



    whats pms mean

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    sounded like she was "enjoying" a moment with her bf if you asked me...

    **** myself laughing

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    imranmaz;1956554

    sounded like she was "enjoying" a moment with her bf if you asked me...



    if you were here you would've thought different

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    danby jason;1956548

    whats pms mean



    post mentstural stress... or is it pre?

    pmsl = pi$sing myself laughing

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    nacider;1956557

    if you were here you would've thought different



    who was doing the creaking? sounded like the floor of the person recording?

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    imranmaz;1956567

    who was doing the creaking? sounded like the floor of the person … who was doing the creaking? sounded like the floor of the person recording?



    No i'm on the bottom, I was staying perfectly still. It was her running up and down to hold the door from the police. I have alot more recordings of the actual door getting knocked down

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    btw... it would be well annoying to get this all the time! my gf's next door neighbour's daughter is a crack addict so the mom doesnt let her have keys so when she comes home at like 4am he has to shout and bang to wake the mom up (who is like 80) one night i screwed at her so hard she "taps" from now on.... haha!

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    hold on.. does she live alone? who is she screaming at? i would love to be in her mind for like 10mins.. (God please dont actually make it happen) it would be a crazy tripp!

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    lumoruk;1956575

    Found the original thread … Found the original thread http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/160462/omg-the-woman-upstairs/sorry didn't mean you were mental my brother is in a council property it's the pot that sends him mental, perfectly capable of working just doesn't.



    Its okay it just sounded like you were implying that everyone is mental who lives on a council estate when some people can genuinely not afford to buy a house. Sometimes its someones fault for not moving their **** and getting a job but sometimes its really not the persons fault for being poor

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    imranmaz;1956584

    hold on.. does she live alone? who is she screaming at? i would love to … hold on.. does she live alone? who is she screaming at? i would love to be in her mind for like 10mins.. (God please dont actually make it happen) it would be a crazy tripp!



    ROFL. well I dunno, sometimes her bf comes over to hers who is also a bit unstable - he creeps me out. They both met in a mental hospital btw

    lumoruk;1956544

    I watch Jeremy kyle while at work for a cheap laugh why can't they have a … I watch Jeremy kyle while at work for a cheap laugh why can't they have a late version with people who aren't unemployed and in council houses, is it because people who pay for their property aren't so mental?



    hmm think it's coz we have a life, not a tv life! hehehehehe

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    imranmaz;1956580

    btw... it would be well annoying to get this all the time! my gf's next … btw... it would be well annoying to get this all the time! my gf's next door neighbour's daughter is a crack addict so the mom doesnt let her have keys so when she comes home at like 4am he has to shout and bang to wake the mom up (who is like 80) one night i screwed at her so hard she "taps" from now on.... haha!



    i feel sorry for the mum shes bloody 80 - why does she put up with it

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    nacider;1956588

    sometimes its really not the persons fault for being poor



    this is true... i grew up in a poor family but we all did good. i actually think i am a more rounded person cause of it.

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    kippy;1956598

    oh i didnt think it was that ... LOL. ok gotcha!



    what did you think it was? P.M.S. ?

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    nacider;1956590

    ROFL. well I dunno, sometimes her bf comes over to hers who is also a bit … ROFL. well I dunno, sometimes her bf comes over to hers who is also a bit unstable - he creeps me out. They both met in a mental hospital btw



    well, atleast they have something in common!

    the mom loves her... but hte mom had a kitten and the girl sold it for a hit. same with the new bathroom fittings! that's why she doesnt have a key.

    the grandson is the worst tho.. had to lamp him a couple of months ago casue he thought he was a "gangster" he's hafl greek half black but i swear he looks like borat!

    imranmaz;1956584

    hold on.. does she live alone? who is she screaming at? i would love to … hold on.. does she live alone? who is she screaming at? i would love to be in her mind for like 10mins.. (God please dont actually make it happen) it would be a crazy tripp!



    imranmaz tripping ]here ....
    not bad if u can win $100k

    nacider;1956600

    what did you think it was? P.M.S. ?



    thot it was PMS with an exclamation mark ... *blaming tired eyes

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    kippy;1956606

    imranmaz tripping ]here ....not bad if u can win $100k



    lol! what can i say... i just hate it when i bite my tounge!

    imranmaz;1956612

    lol! what can i say... i just hate it when i bite my tounge!



    thot cat was choking

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    kippy;1956616

    thot cat was choking



    looked like a furball to be honest... i was messing about when i said it bit its tounge.. well fluffy though

    checking my post ... mayor voting ballot came today. time of the year again ...

    WHAT IS THIS "Vote Matt! Vote English!" English Democrats??
    never heard of that party before ... and how embarassing.

    Banned

    personally my fav quote was from the BNP "We should celebrate things like St.George's Day and other Christian festivals like St. Patrick's Day instead of other festivals such as Ramadan and Eid"

    - yeah you really celebrate ramadan? keep all the fasts? and go to mosque on Eid? the guy is a joker... like other religious festivals affect people not of that faith...

    oh and the little girl on page 16 gets a special mention... loving the face! looks like the kid in dawn of the dead right at the start

    i34.photobucket.com/alb…jpg

    what pg 16.

    --- edit. sorry just opened next post. the manifestos.

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    kippy;1956606

    imranmaz tripping ]here ....not bad if u can win $100k



    what the!! that is quite epic but worrying at the same time

    lol i see the similarities re: little girl.

    -- anyone notice ken looked like skusey .. or maybe one of the hobbits?
    boris' hair ...

    pg 17 - "promoted by p vickers on behalf of (candidate) both of (same address)" .. does that mean family or the wife?

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    imranmaz;1956603

    but i swear he looks like borat!



    yes i remember her now!

    imranmaz;1956631

    personally my fav quote was from the BNP "We should celebrate things like … personally my fav quote was from the BNP "We should celebrate things like St.George's Day and other Christian festivals like St. Patrick's Day instead of other festivals such as Ramadan and Eid"- yeah you really celebrate ramadan? keep all the fasts? and go to mosque on Eid? the guy is a joker... like other religious festivals affect people not of that faith...oh and the little girl on page 16 gets a special mention... loving the face! looks like the kid in dawn of the dead right at the starthttp://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d116/zombiegrin/Vivianrules.jpg


    Surely St Georges day isnt a Christian festival either - I am a proud Brit but not religious at all - In the BNP eyes I cant celebrate. Tools

    BTW Ramadam does sound rubbish!!!!

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    monkey.nut;1956895

    Surely St Georges day isnt a Christian festival either - I am a proud … Surely St Georges day isnt a Christian festival either - I am a proud Brit but not religious at all - In the BNP eyes I cant celebrate. ToolsBTW Ramadam does sound rubbish!!!!



    hehe.. Ramadan is a month.. its the equivalent of saying the festival of March..but it is suprisingly peaceful..and detoxifying too. just gives you some time to slow down and reflect on life. people focus too much on the fasting when its not that bad... just early breakfast and late dinner and skip lunch.. tbh i was doing the equivalent at work anyway.
    I'm a proud Brit too...and i have no problem with the chiese new year, guru nanaks bday, diwali, haloween etc.. it doesnt take away from my own religious festivals... i mean divali and yom kippur usually happen around eid time.. i didnt think that it made EID any less special. and i spend crimbo with my gf's family.. the quote was from a builder.. too much aspestos if you asked me! :thumbsup:

    danby jason;1956359

    i remember her get rid i know a few people who will do it for a price ££££



    If you do maybe you should post it as a deal... can I get quidco?
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