removal of dead fox from garden - who can do it ?

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Found 16th May 2011
Somehow have ended up with a dead fox in the garden .

Not sure what happened but want to get rid of it ASAP .

I've checked the local council but they wont remove it if it's on private property so who can I call to remove it ?

I'm within M25 if that helps ?

Anyone ?
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Put it on public property then...
Your avatar gives me an idea!
Rubber gloves, black bin bag. Job done
you spoken to the RSPCA ?
Start some rice off, and il search for a recipe in the mean time. How many servings/size would you say it is?
Edited by: "simplex" 16th May 2011
Chuck it over the fence into your neighbours garden. That's how it ended up in yours.
shovel, black bin liner, neighbour's bin done!
Put it into some funny poses and then we can pass the time till bin day play funny caption competitions.
Petrol and a naked flame = job done !
I can think of 4 options:
1. Pay to have it removed by pest control.
2. Dig a hole.
3. Put it in the bin.
4. Put it on public property.

I'd do either 2 or 4 depending on how lazy I was feeling.
Edited by: "the2ocan" 16th May 2011
5.man up
Syzable

Put it into some funny poses and then we can pass the time till bin day … Put it into some funny poses and then we can pass the time till bin day play funny caption competitions.



http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/lincolnshire-farming-blog/Fox_hunting.JPG
was it this fox http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/19560_275750694129_178129434129_3460364_3028533_n.jpg

or this one http://img.karaoke-lyrics.net/img/artists/11726/samantha-fox-128903.jpg
rspca wont deal with it
astonmart4321

rspca wont deal with it




Tell them its been hurt and is in pain.......when they arrive tell them its dead because they took too long.
astonmart4321

rspca wont deal with it


No surprise there then oO
astonmart4321

rspca wont deal with it


Noooo, please tell me you didn't REALLY phone the RSPCA?
Just put it in a bag and bin it. Longer you leave it the worse it will end up looking.
Freecycle
Scoop the insides out and make into a scarf

fox
Am I missing something here or is there not actually any problem at all?
table?



http://wewastetime.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/louptable.jpg
Beat it to death
How about you grow some and sort it yourself. Either dig a hole and bury it or stick it in a bin bag and into your wheelie bin.

Or you could just leave it there and let nature take it's course.
it seems that you stuffed it in a bottle and made it as your avatar....
addjon

it seems that you stuffed it in a bottle and made it as your avatar....




Like a genie?
well its jini not genie........
For fox sake, put it on Ebay.
You could try your hand at Taxidermy
skusey

For fox sake, put it on Ebay.


Do this. I swear people will buy any old **** on ebay.
dunfyboy

Do this. I swear people will buy any old **** on ebay.




True say Fresh fox, collection only, paypal or cash on collection. You will get rid of the problem and get paid
is it megan fox?
I love this section, some of the things people ask are just unreal.

What is wrong with putting the thing in your bin? Talk about making a mountain out of a mole hill. Please don#t tell us you got moles as well?
man the f*** up

It's not dead it's just sleeping. Beautiful plumage the Norwegian blue.

I was looking for a dead fox for an elaborate practical joke, but M25 is too far, can you post it?
Edited by: "Paddy_o_furniture" 16th May 2011
throw it in the wheely bin, but leave its head sticking out! It will shock the bin men!
it's ghost will haunt u

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/6/17/ee1d02ee-a51e-4afe-9cda-0fe7c798578c.jpg
Pics or it didn't happen...
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